Back in the day in Ohio, there was a dentist named Dr. Gay Hitler. Thousands of people in Ohio got their teeth cleaned by Dr. Gay Hitler. People were all like, “I’m looking for a new dentist.” “Oh really? Well, I know a dentist. He cleans teeth. You should go see him.” “What’s his name?” “Dr. Hitler.” “Excuse me? Did you say Dr. Hitler?” “Yes. Dr. Hitler. Dr. Gay Hitler. Make sure you to go to the right Dr. Hitler. Dr. Gay Hitler. Not Dr. Shecky Hitler.”
Speaking of names, nowadays there’s a football player named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. First name, Ha Ha. Last name, Clinton-Dix. You know what? I'm kind of surprised that Ha Ha Clinton-Dix didn't go for his doctorate degree, the way Gay Hitler did. That would be the jackpot of idiotic names. Dr. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. Here's a good question. Would you get your teeth examined by a dentist named Dr. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix? Um. Are you kidding me? I wouldn't even open my mouth around Dr. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. I think he should register as a sex offender. That name is a sex offense, all by itself. Mr. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a misdemeanor, and Dr. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a felony.