SCP-662

Anomaly Description

SCP-662 is a small silver hand bell, 4 cm tall and 2 cm in circumference. The bell is missing its ringer. The bell is susceptible to damage; however, given its safe nature, destruction has been deemed unnecessary. As it is made of very pure silver, it requires regular polishing to remain without tarnish. When the bell is shaken as if to ring it, a soft chime can be heard. A short well-dressed Caucasian butler of self-proclaimed British heritage, calling himself Mr. Deeds, will appear. Most reasonable requests given to Mr. Deeds will result in satisfaction. However, there are limits to what he can do. He is unable to produce very complex items such as sports cars, luxury homes, or personal jets. If he is allowed to leave line of sight and return, he is able to produce smaller, less complex items. Mr. Deeds will also perform menial tasks, such as washing vehicles, preparing food, and cleaning bathrooms. If a request is deemed unreasonable or impossible by the butler, he will kindly tell the ringer so, and offer an alternative if one may be had.

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-662 poses no immediate risk in any direct sense due to it being non-sentient. SCP-662 is to be kept in █ by █ stud chamber on a pedestal opposite of the door.

Special Testing Procedures

SCP-662 may be interviewed.