I saw this pirate puppet on TSR for Sims 2 and was kind of dismayed that it was never converted by the original creator to 3. I also thought it would be a great flamingo-type decor, because who doesn't want to kick the strangely mean pirate doll? The main image for the thing actually shows a sim kicking it? It's like it was designed for this. My original tinkerings with the file didn't bear fruit and I had resigned to just make it straight up decor, but then I got an idea that worked at the very last minute, and so two files were created: a pirate that can be put in places without fear of nefarious sims knocking it over, and a pirate that can be kicked over and over again to the delight of said nefarious sims.
There are three different variants for each file, and the first variant of each doll is non-recolorable. The other two can have the pirate body, main jacket, and pants recolored. Each costs §50 and they are located in Decor -> Sculptures.
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