We got too many crazy names in America these days. Logan? What the hell kind of name is Logan? No wonder people are so dumb. They have names like Logan. In the old days, there were no Logans. In the 1910s, the two most popular names in America were Martha and Cornelius. Those are very smart names. Especially Cornelius. Go up to a Cornelius right now and ask him for the square root of 7. He'll instantly tell you, "2.6458."