We need to simplify elections, like they did in the old days. Nowadays, whenever you go to vote for president, the ballot starts asking you about props and superintendents, as if you're supposed to give a rat's ass about props and superintendents. What I do is hand the ballot back to the person running the place, and I tell him "Listen, buddy. The only reason I came here was to vote for a president who's not a communist from Kenya. If you want to ask me additional questions, they should be on what types of hot sauce I want at Arby's."