Make America Great Again
My name is Carl Washfern, and I want to make America great again. I don't have a Facebook, because Facebook is bullshit, and I don't have an Instagram, because the hell with Instagram, I don't even know what Instagram is, I have no idea what it is, and I don't even care what it is. This is my website. You want to know what I think? Read this website. This is like a modern version of Common Sense by Thomas Paine.
Who the hell is this Meryl Streep woman!
You're not allowed to call people black anymore!