I’m Bored of the NHS Instagram Accounts: Some New, Totally Safe Ideas

Published April 1st, 2022

We’ve all seen the famous Instagram accounts. NHS bad parking. NHS naps. NHS … shoe review? A combination of slightly amusing, mildly concerning, and somewhat invasive, these accounts fill the timelines of NHS students day after day. As a self-proclaimed Instagram expert (satire), I’ve been slightly disappointed in some of these accounts. They’ve become repetitive, monotonous; they don’t fill us with the same excitement they used to. So, may I propose a few Instagram accounts to ~hype up our school’s online presence~?

1.Callout Corner

Hear gross comments in the hallway? Holding a grudge against a friend? Just wake up in a bad mood? Simply DM us your deepest anger, and we will call anyone out for you! Not anonymous :)

2. NHS Insults

Move over @needhamhighcompliments, we are here to own our PIECE of the community with insults and anger. Unleash any confessions or roasts! Xoxo

3. Views from the 200s

Ever had a class in room 202? 204? You may notice that you can watch every single person walking in and out of the main entrance. You better look your best as you walk into school, because we ARE watching and posting. Stay safe out there!

4. Stay Fly Rockets

Needham High boasts some of the best sports teams in the state. And it also has some teams that … are there!! Here to post NHS teams’ losses and unflattering pics, we are here to remind everyone that everyone deserves recognition <3

5. Hot Takes

We all know that one kid who has a lot to say in class. Whether it’s a whole Devil’s advocate speech or a rant that makes !!! literally no sense !!!, this account is here to shout out our classmates’ finest moments.

DISCLAIMER: please please please do not actually create these accounts. As funny as I find myself, these feel slightly dangerous!!!

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