Pets

ALERT: Notifications especially for USA and Japan and European nations' demons.

1) Awe. The cuteness of a puppy. Make the bratty little children beg and nag their parents to buy them a puppy!

2) Once they get the puppy they will have to spend time, time, time on training it, and walking it, and feeding it, and brushing it, and washing it, and, and, and, .... This will cut into the humans' time for growing closer to that bloody son and of course their other family members.

3) Pets can be a HUGE sinkhole for money! This will curtail their donations to Christian faith based organizations and churches.

4) These pets can chew up and damage the interior of the home and it's furnishings which mean that items will have to be repaired or replaced which will cost more money which means less money for charity!

5) If at all possible don't let the humans look into the eyes of these little beasts and think how glorious they are and how they could simply not be the result of random mutation! This will damage Charlie Darwin's whopper of a tail in his book the Origin of Species.

6) Because these pets require a lot of attention and can't be left for long periods of time, this will help reduce the time that relatives can visit and share any heartwarming Christian faith B.S.!

7) When these fuzz balls do die, let humans weep more for them then they do for loosing the opportunities to spread the Gospel of that bloody Son.

8) If possible have little children race after their pets into the street and get hit by vehicles before they become Christians.

9) Discourage pet owners from naming their pets anything that will give a hint about God. Greatly discourage the name of Aslan as it is Turkish for lion and that pest C.S. Lewis wrote the Chronicles of Narnia which is a parable of that bloody Son and we don't want connections like that to be made. We don't want discussions. We don't want missionary dogs!

Aslan - Ron Seman's pet :(