Alcohol

ALERT: Notifications especially for USA and Europe and Russian demons.

1) Most humans will experience pain or suffering in their lives and they will want to escape from this feeling. What better way than for you to suggest a low content alcoholic beverage. This will introduce them to it's effects.

2) Encourage them to drink more as their tolerance to the alcohol increases.

3) Be creative and have them come up with funny and cute drink names which will expose them to more potent alcohol and combinations of alcohol.

4) Invent drinking games to put competition and pride on the line.

5) Make sure that they drink alcohol quickly so that they won't know what hit them until it is too late.

6) Let their friends cause peer pressure and embarrass them into drinking more and more.

7) Have bars dimly lit so the atmosphere is cool and mysterious and so that one won't notice bloodshot eyes as much.

8) Since wine is mentioned in the Bible and Jesus turned water into wine, make them think it must be acceptable.

9) Use advertising to make them think that the opposite sex will desire them more.

10) All advertising for alcoholic beverages should use the highest quality models so one associates alcohol with sexuality.

11) The most important beverage at sporting events should be alcohol. This way they will associate good times at games with alcohol and vice versa.

12) Encourage tail-gating outside of sports stadiums.

13) Make so many varieties of various categories of alcohol so they could spend a lifetime exploring to find the perfect taste for themselves.

14) Make wine tasting a hobby. Make it chic.

15) Continue to vary the shape of the beer bottles so that humans will think that the shape will really affect the way it flows out and tastes as a result of the flow.

16) Change the bottle caps so they can be screwed off by hand so one won't have to have a bottle opener.

17) Have drive-thru alcohol retail outlets to save time.

18) Create HAPPY hours to make them get good deals and consume alcohol fast.