Haverhill Whalers (2009-23)

 A pack of drunk, arrogant has-been hockey players who have fancy sweaters and live off their super-star goal tending. They are 3x VMA Cup champs (2011, 2014, 2016). Easily the most disliked club in the league's 9yr history. And their pompous personalities do nothing to help anyone's opinion of them. To match their three titles, the Whale (pathetically) boast three (3) different jerseys. Each one more eccentric than the last. With the Zingers gone, the Whale's navy "winter classic" jersey carries the torch for the VMA's sharpest sweater.