A kind-of comic rap written by an associate of mine...even though I don't like rap, this is good for an odd laugh...
The title is a parody of the word "ibuprofen".
Text:
When I'm walking,
girls--they stopping
eyes--they locking
guys--they hate on me
'cause I am better than them
They are ones, I am a ten
Only because--I'm the best [echoes]
Allow me to introduce myself...
Chorus:
I be Brennen, you be sinnin'
if you don't...
know my name by now [×2]
I'm a rapper from the East Side
Born and raised there
Golden jewelry's all I do wear
Sittin' up on
24"s is how I roll
So don't be a troll
and be hatin' on me
'cause I'm the best [echoes]
It keeps raining mon-ey on top of me
continuously
it's pouring...
It is okay to
be jealous of me
because I am...
the best!
The best!
Chorus ×2