Janet admits she doesn't know much about cars: "A man will open the hood of my car and like a heat-seeking missile go instantly to a buried area in the dark and say, 'Here's the problem.' I could stare into that abyss all day and be able to tell you only that they used a lot of black." She knows a little about the younger generation: "After further study, I discovered other appealing Gen X attributes: They can still live at their parents' home. I have trouble surviving Thanksgiving dinner there." But she does know how to raise a child, bounce back when he says, "Duh!," humiliate at his grad night and pay for college.Then stand back and watch her son grow into a man who cancels her vote at every election. Check out the Humor Stories in the subpages below.