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I Should Have Gone to Law School

 Somewhere over the rainbow there is a business.

 Somewhere over the depressing economy that company is hiring.

 A graduate gets one million resumes out.

 A graduate gets one full-time job.

 The job-seeker might finally have hope. 

 The job-seeker might even be you.

 Until you discover that you hate the full-time job.

 Until you discover that it burns when you urinate.

 Lucky for you the full-time job has benefits.

 Lucky for you the $10 co-pay gets you tested for gonorrhea.

 It seems the policy-holder doesn't have a family plan.

 It seems the policy-holder's spouse can go to hell.

You gave your wife a solid marriage built on trust. 

You gave your wife chlamydia. 

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