Name: Corpus Regis Player Name: Joe Perry
Primary Origin: Reanimator Secondary Origin: Hemokinetic
Traits: Dark type +2; Tainted soul: resist +10 Necrotic; Stench of death: the smell of corpses causes all adjacent enemies to take a -3 penalty to attack rolls and grant CA to you; Resilient: fortitude +2; Blood siphon: deal 1 damage to a biological enemy as a free action and give you or an ally 1d4+1/2 level hp.
Critical(1): Not Unlocked Critical(2): Not Unlocked
STRENGTH: 15/+2 DEXTERITY: 16/+3 WISDOM: 20/+5
CONSTITUTION: 15/+2 INTELLIGENCE: 17/+3 CHARISMA: 9/-1
Hp= 27
Hit Points: Bloodied Value: 13 Speed: 4
DEFENSES:
AC: 17 FORTITUDE: 13 REFLEX: 14 WILL: 16
INITIATIVE (bonus): +4
ATTACKS QUICK REFERENCE:
Money: $28
Gear: None Yet
Omega Tech: Donald Trump Armor
Alpha Mutations: Phasing: you are immune to damage and cannot deal damage, nor interact with anything until the end of your next turn. You can pass through walls and ignore difficult terrain.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Appearance: https://www.heroforge.com/load_config=928560
Backstory:
Ok, I’m not completely insane, but I’m definitely not sane, if you don’t know me, I will probably disturb you, but those who know me and understand I’m just barley sane enjoy my company but today everything changed
I was at the gym, doing gym things, like exercising, drinking water, and talking to the vending machine. Normally, I would give my dollar, get my candy bar, and walk away, but the vending machine wasn’t cooperating. I tried to be nice and calmly tell the vending machine of its error, but it still refused to give me my food! After a while, I had to resort to desperate measures, such as verbal abuse.
“YOU ARE SO UGLY THAT TO KICK YOU WOULD BE ANIMAL ABUSE”. I yelled at the infuriating machine. But no response! I’ve made grown men cry with words alone, but this metal monstrosity wasn’t even fazed! Luckily a nice man came over and shook the machine, and at long last my snack fell down. The nice man looked very uncomfortable, as if he didn’t want to be near me. I would have asked what was wrong but he was already walking away. And so, with snack in hand, I left the gym to go to my house.
When I returned to my humble abode, I went over to my desktop, got on the deep web, and check my website. AH HA! I had a buyer, he needed a kidney. I headed to my walk-in freezer opened the drawer labbled kidneys, and 7 frozen organs came rolling. Happy with my find, I told the customer to pick up the kidney tomorrow at noon.
I was eating lunch when I heard a knock on the door. I got up, and opened the door, and was greeted with a man in a brown trench coat and matching top hat.
“May I help you?” I asked, with a smile on my face.
“I’m here for the special order” he responded.
“Well come in I won’t bite… sometimes”. He seemed perturbed, but said nothing and fallowed me to the meat locker.
“it’s right in here” I said walking over to the drawer. So I did the usual thing, get a latex glove on, grab the needed organ, put it in a Styrofoam box, along with some ice. The clocked figure took the box, but instead of pulling out his wallet he punched me and threw me in a freezer! How rude!
The last thing I see is him taking this kidney and walking away.
When I woke up I was very cold, like I was frozen for 200 years, also, I am now very veiny and pale and… “OHNO!” All of my Produce was thawed! All, of it, gone! But enough of that, I need to find out what happened. I leave the meat freezer to find out what happened, and suddenly, my house is gone along with my customer and my desktop.
I look around, and see that all the other houses are gone, as if they had been abandoned for 200 years, luckily, my bike is still functional. I hop on my bicycle, and start riding to find others, sconce being alone is boring. During my bike ride, I feel, calmer, my mind is clearer, am… am I sane? Nope. How can I tell? Well people don’t have two heads, and also aren’t just brains in jars. I imagine things being normal again, and normally things would be normal, but they aren’t. after a while of unnormal things, I go over to a bystander who is made of diamonds, and he seems frightened by my appearance.
“What happened, why is everything so weird?” I ask him.
“What are you talking about? Everything is normal.” He then briskly walks away. Ok, I need some research. So I find my way to a library with more weird people and then find a book on world history, and I find out THE EARTH BLEW UP! 200 years ago the world blew up and rebuilt itself. So I do the only rashinal thing. Ride my bike. Eventually, I come across a train station called Trader Teddy Two Heads.
“ALL ABORD, NEXT STOP ANCHOR HEAD ALASKA”, Hmm, seems fun. And that over there guy seems healthy and perfect for harvesting. So I go over and snap his neck when no one is looking and sling him over my shoulder. When I go over to board the train the door man stops me.
“Why is there a body on your back?” he questions.
“I’m just carrying my drunken friend.” I lie. To make my lie convincing, I subtly squeeze his stomach, since he can’t control his muscles anymore, his internal fluids, like stomach acid and mucus, come pouring out of his mouth, kind of like vomit. This is enough to convince the conductor and he lets me through and shuts the door immediately after. Since no one else is around, I start carving for organs. About half an hour later, I remember that I don’t have a way to preserve the produce. Dang it, I wish this useless corpse would just walk away.
To my complete surprise, it obeys! It gets up, opens the window and jumps out! This can only mean one thing… I have mind control and he was still alive! To test this theory I focus on a nearby fly and will it to die, but it doesn’t work, perhaps I just can control dead things. If that is the case, what other dark powers do I have. Maybe blood magic? There is blood on the floor from the body, so I will it into a Long Bow, and I now have a Long Bow made of crystalized blood. Hmm, cool.
Languages: Standard, Machine Code, Tribal