Memorable Responses to Questionnaire

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"I didn't pay $14000 to have to listen to the freeway while I eat!"

"You Slavet person... you are not an artist... to me it seems that your just trying to make money with your so-called 'music.' Perhaps you should of gotten your undergrad degree in something more worthy...some of us had to work for our B.A.'s and B.S.'s... unlike you so caled 'artists'!!!"

"It fucking sucks, you BITCH!"

"Fuck you shitbag, I hope your Muzak fucking dies with you and your shitty 'art'!!" In answer to "Could the sounds of traffic be as soothing as the sounds of the ocean?": "NO!!! We learn to appreciate the ocean. Traffic is in abundance! Why appreciate it? It sucks and just causing society to be late to work!"

"I hope none of my tuition is going towards this 'art'!"

"I did not consent to be part of your bull shit audio garbage experiment. Art does not assault or create innocent victims. Quit forcing us to listen to this crap or I will see you in court you pretentious pointy-headed artsy fartsy cocksucker!"