221B: A Pandemic Christmas Carol

Here dwell together still two men of note

Who never lived and so can never die.

But we, alas, must keep ourselves remote

Lest Covid make our lungs go all awry.

But still the game's afoot for those who know

The use of laptop, microphone, and mouse.

To Zoom calls and to webinars we go,

And never even have to leave the house.