As an entirely non-hierarchical society, any member of Doyle's Rotary Coffin is welcome to share their stuff on this website.

Send anything to and I'll put it on the Articles page.

Doyle's Rotary Coffin is the least exclusive Holmesian society in the world so there are very few restrictions on what you can submit. Any length, style or flavour is fine.

The only restrictions are as follows:

1. It must honour the society motto: "No Holmes Barred, especially Dreadful Holmes, Bizarre Holmes and Sacrilegious Holmes."

2. No being horrid about a Holmes. All positives, no negatives.

3. It would be nice if it celebrated inclusivity, fun, and enjoyment in Holmesiana. But that's not a deal breaker.

4. It should make you happy. You should be happy. You are probably nice.

To submit your stuff please email it to me at

I've also set my Twitter account up so you can Direct Message me even if we aren't following each other. I am @BaronVonBork.