The Cheesiest Holmes Lines List
"Watson, have I ever told you what Mycroft is?" - Sherlock Holmes
"Your brother, of course." - Dr Watson
"No, no, no, Watson. Do you have to be so dense?" - Sherlock Holmes
from the radio play Sherlock Holmes - Bruce Partington Plans (October 6, 1939), 5 minutes in (Submitted by Roger Johnson).
"Meanwhile, at a small spaceport near London, England's most famous detective, Sonar T. Foome, and his associate Dr. McGuffin Drone board Foome's multi-atmosphere cruiser, the Veleraphon, and blast off for Star-Lab." - Narrator
from the radio play Alien Worlds, episode The Parallax Deception (1979), 5 minutes in.
"Come back with me to my hotel." - Sherlock Holmes
"My goodness! You can take your mind off the case when you want to." - Irene Adler
from the film Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady (1991).
"You have no idea how hard it is to have servants and still be a liberal." - Irene Adler
from the film Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady (1991).
"The late Professor Moriarty was a virtuoso of the bassoon." - Sherlock Holmes
from the film Pursuit to Algiers (1945), 25 minutes in.
"The Mesmer Club? The meeting place of all the top hypnotists in London?" -Lydia Marlowe
from the film The Woman in Green (1945), 46 minutes in.
"I can see your big willy." - Sherlock Holmes
from the TV film 1994 Baker Street: Sherlock Holmes Returns (1993), 50 minutes in.
"Why were they killed? Because Tony the Tiger was killed in a drug arrest." - Sherlock Holmes
from the TV film 1994 Baker Street: Sherlock Holmes Returns (1993), 1 hour and 9 minutes in.
"America's first Holmes video." - Sherlock Holmes
from the TV film 1994 Baker Street: Sherlock Holmes Returns (1993), 1 hour and 22 minutes in.
"Do I look like a man who'd gossip?" - Dr Watson
"Let's not go into that now, shall we, old fellow?" - Sherlock Holmes
from the film Dressed To Kill (1946), 36 minutes in.
