At the moment, I'm strongly obsessed with battling
Harder, better, faster, stronger, the very best I will become
From Kanto to Alola, almost non-stop, I'm even a champion since the winter equinox of 2016
As a champion, I feel worthy, loved, and strong, but champions need to take breaks too, right
My sanctuary may be Johto all the way, but I have two more favourite places to go
Namely the Battle Frontiers in Sinnoh and Hoenn, the best battle facilities I've ever seen
Both Frontiers started with a Battle Tower alone, until many others decided they wanted to join in
In Hoenn, Anabel and her tower got company from a factory, pyramid, arena, pike, dome, and palace
The facilities' owners' names respectively being Noland, Brandon, Greta, Lucy, Tucker and Spenser
Meanwhile, in Sinnoh, Palmer and his tower were joined by an arcade, hall, castle and 2nd factory
Which are owned by Dahlia, Argenta, Darach, Caitlin and Thorton respectively
Trust me, in comparison to regular battles, all Frontier Brains want to play it a whole lot more tenser
In the palace, you and your team do so as you please, no orders, no commands
While in the factories, you get to choose your own team with rental Pokémon, ain't that nice
Both towers are meant to be 'climbed' in order to reach their brains, which is quite intense, I must say
The dome is a prototype of the PWT, and the castle uses its Castle Points in order to heal in-between
The pike is like a trick house, the pyramid is like an infinite maze, and the arena puts you to the test
In the hall, you choose your opponent's type, and in the arcade, you need good luck to win, okay
It's nice to rest your eyes and maybe go outside, they say
But if you should go outside, you must definitely visit one of those Battle Frontiers
The more you know the better, especially if it comes to training and putting your Pokémon to the test
Reader, I think you've battled too much by the time you read this, so why not take a quick break
Anabel, Palmer and their fellow Frontier Brains are waiting for you, always and forever
And if you manage to win all battles against them, you sure are the best, the very best.
-Weepy the Munchlax, 8/2/'18