Once upon a day
In 199X
Giygas came to Eagleland
But not for computer hacks
We all heard of
A young boy named Ness
He loves adventure
But he doesn't play chess
He discovered a meteorite
In his neighborhood
He was curious about it
It was the best of his childhood
His neighbors, Porky and Picky
Saw the meteorite too
Porky was more interested
But the police was like 'Shoo!'
After meeting Buzz Buzz
Ness went onto a journey
Porky wanted to go too
But Ness didn't agree
Around Eagleland
Ness met many other ones
Paula, Jeff and Poo
No, their names are no puns
Many places and people later
Ness and his team
Went to slay Giygas
With a huge PSI Beam
Fortunately, they succeeded
And almost everyone was glad
Well, except for Porky
Because he was extremely mad.
"Watch", 5-28-'16.