boston stranglers plebs... 

Jeremy

Jeremy's claim to fame came playing the role of Kojak in the popular 1970's television series of the same name... BUT DID YOU KNOW HE SCOOTS AS WELL!?!?!?! Jeremy can be found riding about southeast Massachusetts on his ugly p200e, and even uglier PK XL2, affectionately named "Anna Nicole" for her hard plastic body parts. He likes big carbs and cannot lie. 

Kyle

Kyle's daily driver is a '64 Vespa, not simply because he is poor and his '76 Fiat isn't running. He enjoys travel, long walks on the beach, and splitting the cases on his smallframe.