1. Rhino vs. Orangutan

You may be thinking: "a rhino would easily win against an orangutan", but that is far from the truth. The orangutan could easily defeat this beast, just visualize the orangutan swinging from vines and hopping onto the back of the rhinoceros, what is the rhino supposed to do now? This is a hands down win for the orangutan, no questions. 

2. Grizzly Bear vs Platypus

As much as I love platypuses, it simply stands no chance against a grizzly bear. Female platypuses actually have venomous glands that you do not want to mess with, these glands are on the hind heels of the platypus and must be handled with much care. Regardless of this advantage, the grizzly bear just destroys the platypus due to the size difference, and wins this round.

3. Snake vs. Squirrel

You know those videos of snakes just slowly devouring an egg and having an egg shaped stomach after? That is what I imagine when I envision a snake versus a squirrel. What is a squirrel supposed to do against a snake, try and stuff it in its cheeks? There is no competition, and the snake wins as much as I despise the slimy green noodles.

4. Bat vs Capybara

Bats and capybaras are both pretty chill animals, bats are kinda freaky but capybaras just chill. I have wanted to meet a capybara in person for a while now because of their uncaring behavior. If you have not had the opportunity to see what a capybara is, now is the time. Because I just do not see a capybara and a bat in a fight, I will give the win to the capybara purely because it is clearly the superior animal.

5. Bee vs Giraffe

Just so you are aware, this tournament was randomized beforehand. I do not ever see a bee and a giraffe fighting, this would never realistically happen. Unfortunately for the bee though, if it was agitated with a giraffe, it would just die after it used up its stinger. For this reason, the bee will not be making it into the next round, not that it even had a chance due to its pathetic situation. The giraffe wins.

OTHER CONTESTANTS:

Blobfish vs. Salamander: Salamander wins. (Hear me out)

Crow vs Horse: Horse wins. (Hear me out)

Monkey vs Dog: Dog wins.

Polar Bear vs Lion: Tough choice but the Polar Bear wins.

Jaguar vs. Chinchilla: Jaguar wins.

House cat vs Frog: House cat wins?

Owl vs Panda: Owl wins.

Sheep vs Tiger: Tiger wins.

Mouse vs. Deer: Mouse wins. (Too small, deer can't attack it)

Donkey vs. Fox: Donkey wins obviously.

Turtle vs. Eagle: Eagle wins. (An actual predator to the turtle)

ROUND 2:

1. Orangutan vs. Grizzly Bear

I gave the orangutan the benefit of the doubt last time with the rhinoceros, but it stands no chance against the grizzly bear. If the orangutan tried the same swing onto the back of the grizzly bear technique, the grizzly bear would just throw it off and devour it. I am sorry to all my orangutan fans out there, but it is about time for the goofy orange monkey to get off the stage.

2. House Cat vs. Owl

This is a difficult one, but I personally think that the owl has the advantage. Being a larger bird, the cat will have little effect on the thick coat of the owl. Furthermore, the owl has the air to its advantage unlike the house cat. Unfortunately, your pet cat gets destroyed in this situation.

3. Giraffe vs Salamander

Again, the giraffe gets lucky. In a fight between a salamander and a giraffe, the giraffe does not even notice the salamander and stomps on it by accident, not knowing what it has done. The giraffe has little competition again, truly impressive.

4. Donkey vs. Eagle

Another fan favorite is lost again, the donkey. It fought hard but just could not put up any sort of fight against the eagle. Honestly, if I was the donkey in this situation, I would just be embarrassed. Maybe the donkey will be back after it hits the gym for a few months.

OTHER CONTESTANTS:

Snake vs. Capybara: Capybara wins.

Crow vs. Dog: Dog wins.

Polar Bear vs. Jaguar: Polar Bear wins.

Tiger vs. Mouse: Tiger wins.

1. Grizzly Bear vs. Capybara

This is the fight you all have been waiting for.  Sadly, the grizzly bear eats the capybara and the capybara puts up no fight.

2. Giraffe vs. Dog

This is not what the giraffe wanted. Sadly, the giraffe is faced with its first issue. The giraffe is too tall to catch the dog during the attack, and the giraffe is finally out of the tournament. Maybe just be shorter next time.

3. Polar Bear vs. Owl

Even if the owl has the advantage of the air that allowed it to win against the house cat, the polar bear wins out of sheer strength. The owl would try to swoop in and get a peck at the polar bear, but it is not effective in the slightest and the polar bear simply grabs it mid-air with its teeth. 

4. Tiger vs. Eagle

This fight is the exact same deal as with the last fight. Being an apex predator, the tiger demolishes the eagle with ease.

ROUND 4: THE SEMI-FINALS

1. Grizzly Bear vs. Dog

This is another of those infamous "Orangutan vs. Rhinoceros" situations where you may think that the grizzly bear wins easily, but the dog is actually the one with the advantage. If you have ever seen those videos of dogs scaring away bears, you know that the dog actually wins. Dogs of any size, chihuahua or bulldog, are known to scare away bears and therefore the bear forfeits. The grizzly bear won against a platypus, orangutan, and a capybara, but a tiny chihuahua defeats it. This is just sad for the grizzly bear, I would quit.

Dog wins.

2. Polar Bear vs. Tiger

The last match before the finals takes place between the polar bear and tiger, and this one is very difficult. I believe that in both of their respective habitats, the polar bear and tiger could both win against one another. Because to this advantage due to habitat, this battle will take place in the wonderful forests of North Dakota, neither too warm nor too cold. The tiger easily beats the polar bear in terms of speed, but the polar bear beats it in terms of strength. Unfortunately for the tiger, the polar bear has the benefit of size and muscle strength, and makes the tiger look small. I believe that the polar bear would eventually defeat the tiger regardless of its speed and jaw strength in the wonderful forests of North Dakota. 

Polar bear wins.

FINALS

DOG VS. POLAR BEAR

What is the greatest animal of all time, the dog or the polar bear? The dog is not a good matchup for the polar bear, which suffers the same issue that the grizzly bear struggled with. The dog scares away the polar bear, and with an anticlimactic end, the dog wins. The polar bear should retire.

As expected, the dog is the greatest animal of all time.