By Aidan Isabelle
On the 6th hour of the 7th afternoon of December on the way to Cupertino to deliver presents to Mason, 67 Clause tragically lost 67,000 presents on a partial shipment 6-7 miles from the North Pole. The NTSB report has concluded that Santa was too busy jollyposting while streaming, to spread rizzful Christmas cheer to all who binged. The natives said that the explosion, consisting of five big booms, was absolutely massive, and took forever to fade in the night sky. It was pretty clear that Santa didn’t have that dog in him–in the state in which he was found, he was manically explaining that he had been “stream sniped” and that whoever caused the accident had to 1v1 him on Fortnite before the season falls off again. Tung Tung Tung Sahur was the NTSB reporter, his conclusion being that the top suspect is ultimately the Jonkler. After being arrested on 8941 Rizzler Lane, he asked the FBI “Why so serious”? It was initially thought that he was a crewmate but after venting in admin, he was actually the sussy imposter amogus. He was then brutally tased 67 times, and voted out. Marcus commented that South Carolina would be gone tomorrow. On a happier note, Bombardino Crocodilo wishes all fluffy hair sigmas a merry skibidi rizzmas, 67 Clause is coming back to town. This New Year has gyatt to be a big W, let’s get that aura up chat, lock in on that grindset for a non-chopped second semester.
By Torie Scott
Oak Hill High School had their blood drive Monday, November 17th. The school has the blood drive every year to help the Red Cross in their goal to save lives. But the blood drive doesn't only help the Red Cross, it also helps the students. But how you might be asking, well here's how. If enough students sign up and donate blood, we get a scholarship! Also if a student donates 3 times or more they can get a cord to wear at graduation. And the Red Cross always brings goodies for those who donate. This year it was Pac-Man socks and a Pac-Man toy you can put together and take apart. But the part of the blood drive most students are excited about is being able to skip class for a period or two. If you like how this all sounds but are sad you missed it, don’t worry there is going to be another blood drive in April; you have to be 16 years old with a signed consent form from your parents or 17+ to donate without one. Thanks for reading, and we can't wait to see you in April!
By Blaise Barger
The “Super Mario” franchise is one of the most popular franchises to ever exist. However, while the franchise as a whole is popular, there are some games that slip under the crack and become lost in time. An example of this is “Mario Super Sluggers.” This is one of the very few Mario baseball games and was released all the way back on the Wii. It has now been around 17 years since the game was released in North America. The game was known for having a huge roster of characters. It ranged from main characters like Mario to characters like baby DK who had never been a playable character before or after the game’s release. Furthermore, it stood out because of its fun twist on baseball by implementing powerups and giving the players unique stats and personalities. One example of this unique personality is Petey Piranha who decides to use his hand (which is a leaf) as his bat. In all, “Mario Super Sluggers” is one of the few Mario baseball games that needs a sequel because of its fun spin on an already classic sport. Picture Source:
In just a few days, the world of Pokémon has been hit with an information overload. Just a few days ago, the company suddenly announced that there would be a new trailer showcasing the upcoming dlc for the game that is coming out in December. However, what was showcased could not have been predicted. First, they revealed two new mega evolutions for Chimecho and Baxcalibur. Then, an unbelievable sight occurred just seconds after. The wild pokémon were over level 100! Since gen one, the max level a pokémon could go over was level 100 and ever since it has not been tampered with, but that has suddenly changed. In the trailer, it showcased pokémon going up to level 150, and one can only imagine that the limit will rise even higher than that. Now, even though this might not sound like a big change to most people, it is a humongous change for Pokémon fans because of the sudden shift in a core mechanic that hasn’t been messed with since the establishment of Pokémon itself all the way back in 1996. Picture source 1: Picture source 2:
By Jasmine Dunaway
The Cross River gorilla (Gorilla gorilla diehli) is a critically endangered subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla). It was named a new species in 1904 by Paul Matschie, a mammalian taxonomist working at the Humboldt University Zoological Museum in Berlin, but its populations were not systematically surveyed until 1987. Scientists have been unable to thoroughly study the distribution and abundance of the Cross River gorilla until the last decade or so. Because the gorillas are wary of humans and inhabit rugged territory, scientists have been unable to count many of these gorillas directly. Instead, researchers have used indirect signs, such as nest counts, and estimated range sizes to determine that there are only about 200 to 300 of these gorillas left in the wild. Cross River gorillas are scattered in at least 11 groups across the lowland montane forests and rainforests of Cameroon and Nigeria, an area of 3,000 square miles, or about twice the size of Rhode Island. According to Sarmiento and Oate's study published by the American Museum of Natural History, the Cross River gorilla has been described as having smaller dentitions, smaller palates, smaller cranial vaults, and shorter skulls than western lowland gorillas. Cross River Gorilla | World Wildlife Fund
The chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes), also known simply as the chimp, is a species of great ape native to the forests and savannahs of tropical Africa. It has four confirmed subspecies and a fifth proposed one. When its close relative, the bonobo, was more commonly known as the pygmy chimpanzee, this species was often called the common chimpanzee or the robust chimpanzee. The chimpanzee and the bonobo are the only species in the genus Pan, Evidence from fossils and DNA sequencing shows that Pan is a sister taxon to the human lineage and is thus humans’ closest living relative. Chimps are covered in coarse black hair has a bare face, fingers, toes palms of the hands, and soles of the feet. It is larger and more robust than the bonobo, weighing 40-70 kg (88-154 lb) for males and 27-50 kg (60-110 lb) for females and standing 150 cm (4 ft 11 in). They live in groups of up to 15 to 150 members, although individuals travel and forage in much smaller groups during the day. Chimps are highly sociable animals, care for their offspring for years and can live up to be over 50. In fact, chimpanzees are our closest cousins; we share about 98% of our genes. Chimpanzee | World Wildlife Fund
By Johnathon Schonter
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To wash a car, you need to get 3 simple things: a rag, soap, and water. Once you have that, you need to put your car in a wide and open area with a drain. Start by putting the soap and water in a bucket, and dunk the rag in it. Wring the rag out, and you can start by washing the car. Go left-to-right, or up and down, whichever way you prefer. Once you have the whole car soaped up, get a fresh rag, and dunk it in water to wash the soap off the car. Or, you can use a hose to rinse it off. Finally, use a towel to dry the car off. Or, instead of doing all of that, you could go to a nearby car wash, pay the fee, and either have someone wash your car, wash it yourself, or, if it’s a self-washing car wash, just wait in your vehicle till it’s done. Picture source:
To build a market stand, first you need to get some wood. Either buy it straight from a wood processing plant, or from your local Lowes or Calihans Hardware, Do it Best. Then, buy some screws, and if you don’t have one, a drill. Get some sandpaper, too. When you get all of that, you can start building. First, build the frame. Put one board facing up and down, then screw another board either to the top or bottom of the first board. Make sure the boards aren’t too long. Then, repeat that, and soon, you have a frame. If you want, you can cover each side. But if not, just get a table cloth, and use a staple gun to staple it to the wooden frame. If you have wood left, make some baskets. To make baskets, it’s like the stand’s frame, but just on a smaller scale. Once you get that, make you a sign. Any kind could work, but the best one would be, “Fresh Vegetables" or “Local Produce.” When you get that done, use some boards on both sides of the stand, and screw the sign to the front of them. Now you got a stand. Now put either food or products in the baskets, and you are good to go.
By Aidan Isabelle
The Lake Trout is the largest member of the Char family, a name that most North American anglers don’t often hear at all, as every species except for the Arctic Char is named as a trout. The Lake Trout’s massive size is what makes it one of the most unique freshwater fish in North America, as it lacks the same growth hormones that the vast majority of all fish species in the world carry. It essentially means that the fish never stops growing for over 60 years, as long as it can maintain a happy life in its environment. It’s a truly gargantuan fish, with the largest recorded (official) trout being 72 pounds, caught in Great Bear Lake in Canada. However, there have been several caught that have been much larger, some upwards of 30 pounds larger at 102 pounds. These fish have all been caught largely in gillnets, while the official record was with rod and reel. These absolutely massive Lake Trout start to suffer from their own size, losing most of their strength and agility because they are so heavy, which is what typically makes it so rare for one to reach such a gigantic size (nonetheless their extreme age). In their environment, they are typically the apex predator, with the only exception being exceptionally large Muskellunge or Northern Pike. Their range is spread throughout the United States, with concentrations in the Great Lakes, Atlantic Northeast, extending all the way through the entirety of Canada and into Alaska. For many villages in the frigid waters of Northern Canada and the barren wilderness of Alaska, the Lake Trout is one of the primary sources of food. It has a tendency for preferring the deepest and snowiest parts of the American North, known for sitting at the bottom of frozen lakes and taking advantage of the other species who can’t withstand the cold. When fishing for Lake Trout, it is essentially the same as fishing for large salmon, depending on the time of year. In extremely deep lakes with cold water temperatures at the bottom year-round, Lake Trout will almost never venture shallower unless they have to– in this situation, vertical jigging with jigging spoons from an ice fishing hole is one of the best ways to catch them, often tipped with fathead minnows. Without any ice, just regular spoons will do the job, or anything flashy that can sink to reach the depths they reside. In frigid Alaskan and Canadian rivers, Lake Trout act no different than the rest of their family, which is where fly fisherman find their best action. On the grand scope of things, the Lake Trout is the ultimate species to catch in the salmonidae family of North America, only being beaten on a fisherman’s bucket list by the Siberian Taimen, a true monster of the east. If there comes a time that Lake Erie is frozen over, you might have a great time on the ice, fishing for a Great Lakes predator.
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Perhaps even more of a fan-favorite than the famous Walleye of Lake Erie or the Sauger of the Ohio River, the seasonal winter Steelhead Trout of Ohio’s north could arguably be considered the state’s most beautiful fish, and the most fun to catch. They are an angler’s dream in the making, as they make their seasonal runs to spawn in the freezing cold and graveled bottoms of Ohio’s northern rivers. The famous “Steelhead Alley” as it is called, is a stretch of rivers and streams that are all tributaries of Lake Erie, a supplier of cold and relatively clear water which trout will always prefer. What many don’t know is that the Steelhead is not an ordinary Rainbow Trout, and neither is it native to the Great Lakes. While not invasive, the Steelhead was introduced in the 1800s from the Pacific Coast, and it would primarily spend most of its time in the ocean, only returning to its birthplace to reproduce and die, like other species of the trout and salmon family. In the environment of the Great Lakes, Lake Erie is the Steelhead’s ocean, and Ohio’s northern rivers are its spawning grounds. The Steelhead is a notoriously harsher fighter than your typical Rainbow Trout because of its above average size to the rest of its species, and because of its ocean-going roots. Compared to the relatively slow Walleye which relies on using the cover of darkness to find baitfish, the Steelhead behaves as any other trout and loves to snack on insects, fish eggs, and small fish which can’t compete with its speed. Although not quite as brutal as the Ohio River’s famous Wiper, the Steelhead is known for its ability to throw the hook- a true trout ability. Rivaled only by perhaps the Largemouth Bass, Steelhead are known for their acrobatic abilities and their smarts. A great hookset, and an even better drag in your reel will be required for this silver flash, as it’s almost guaranteed that hooking a Steelhead will cause them to leap out of the water several times. It’s this fighting nature that makes them a huge attraction for Ohio’s streams, as it brings in fly fishermen who are confident, and seasoned with their skills. The Steelhead can be caught on the golden standards of trout fishing, such as the spoon, spinner, artificial salmon eggs, and of course the floating fly. If you want a taste of cold water sport fishing without leaving the state of Ohio, there’s no better fish to replicate the beautiful streams of the north than the Steelhead Trout.
When it comes to Ohio’s most famous fish, the Sauger is easily in the top five. Although heavily overshadowed by its extremely close relative the Walleye, the Sauger has many differences that sets it apart from its close relative, most notably in behavior and size. The Sauger is well known as a coldwater fish to anglers, despite preferring slightly warmer water than the Walleye, and being able to tolerate warmth extremely well. It's this preference for warmth which makes it more of a river fish than a lake one, a complete opposite of the Walleye. When the water temperatures plummet in November, the tides turn in the Sauger’s favor, and the Wiper’s time is over. They feed aggressively on the many small shiners and minnows which overpopulate the Ohio River, and overall focus on smaller fish than what the Walleye would. Also somewhat different to the Walleye, they are largely known to be solitary fish, only coming together whenever a group of baitfish has been found. The Sauger is most known for its delicious flavor which is very similar to the Walleye, although distinctively different– some describe it as being sweeter and that’s what sets them apart, but they are still a very mild and flaky white fish to eat, which is what makes them so popular on the dinner table– they aren’t fishy! Other than the differences and similarities which have already been detailed, the Sauger and Walleye share just about everything else in common. They attack the same lures as a Walleye, have the same reflective glass eye as the Walleye (apparently the Sauger can see even better!) and prefer the same environment as the Walleye, with the only difference being the water temperature. If there’s any angler who wishes to catch a Sand Pike, it’s just Walleye fishing– but smaller!
By Jasmine Dunaway
Juneteenth (short for “June Nineteenth”) marks the day when federal troops arrived in Galveston, Texas in 1865 to take control of the state and ensure that all enslaved people be freed. The troops’ arrival came a full two and a half years after the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation. Juneteenth honors the end to slavery in the United States and is considered the longest-running African American holiday. On June 17, 2021, it officially became a federal holiday. Early Juneteenth celebrations date back to 1866, at first involving church-centered community gatherings in Texas. They spread across the South among newly freed African-Americans and their descendants and became more commercialized in the 1920s and 1930s, often centering on a food festival. Participants in the Great Migration brought these celebrations to the rest of the country. Early celebrations consisted of baseball, fishing, and rodeos. African Americans were often prohibited from using public facilities for their celebrations, so instead they were typically held at churches or outdoors near bodies of water. Celebrations were characterized by elaborate large meals and people wearing their best clothing. Juneteenth - Wikipedia
The Historical Legacy of Juneteenth | National Museum of African American History and Culture
Martin Luther King Jr. (born Michael King Jr.; January 15, 1929- April 4, 1968) was an American Baptist minister, civil rights activist and political philosopher who was a leader of the civil rights movement from 1955 until his assasination in 1968. He advanced civil rights for people of color in the United States through the use of nonviolent resistance and civil disobedience against Jim Crow laws and other forms of discrimination. His grandfather began the family’s long tenure as pastors of the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, serving from 1914 to 1931; his father has served from then until the present, and from 1960 until his death Martin Luther acted as co-pastor. Martin Luther attended a public segregated school in Georgia, graduating from high school at the age of 15; he received the B.A. degree in 1948 from Morehouse College, a distinguished Negro institution of Atlanta from which both his father and grandfather have graduated. Martin Luther King Jr. – Biography - NobelPrize.org
Martin Luther King Jr. - Wikipedia
Martin Luther King, Jr. | Biography, Speeches, Facts, & Assassination | Britannica
Martin Luther King, Jr.—facts and information | National Geographic