What we Stand For

Derek;s Petting Zoo is an intergalactic facility dedicated to the collection, study, and display of exotic, otherworldly species—some of which may not have been entirely "volunteered" for exhibit. We specialize in showcasing rare and dangerous extraterrestrial life forms, including those with unknown biological compositions and unpredictable behaviors. Our mission is to push the boundaries of what is known and understood about the cosmos, no matter the cost.

While we guarantee no one is being held against their will (unless they really don’t have a choice), the safety of our visitors is secondary to our thirst for knowledge and profit. We ask only that you keep your distance, follow all unspoken guidelines, and try to avoid engaging with any creature that looks... unfamiliar.

We take no responsibility for any strange reactions to alien environments, creatures, or artifacts. If you're the type who enjoys risky encounters or you’re just looking for a thrill, then the Alien Zoo might just be the adventure of a lifetime. Or, you know, your last. But hey, you signed the waiver, right?