Alien Zoo Warning and Liability Agreement
By entering the Alien Zoo, I, the undersigned, acknowledge and accept the inherent risks associated with interacting with extraterrestrial species, environments, and technology, including but not limited to:
Physical Injury from alien creatures or hazardous conditions.
Psychological Distress from unfamiliar species or environments.
Health Risks from exposure to alien biological agents or substances.
Technological Hazards from malfunctioning alien technology.
I agree to waive any claims against the Zoo, its staff, affiliates, and extraterrestrial entities for any injuries, damages, or losses incurred during my visit. I understand that I am responsible for my own safety, health, and medical costs.
I agree to follow all safety guidelines, wear provided protective equipment, and report any hazards to Zoo personnel immediately. I assume full responsibility for any incidents resulting from my actions.
Indemnity: I agree to indemnify the Zoo and its representatives for any damages or claims resulting from my conduct during the visit.
By signing, I confirm I voluntarily accept all risks associated with visiting the Zoo.
Signature of Visitor: