Meatball

Dear 4 Paws Rescue Team, 

You sure messed up this adoption. These people are crazy, I don’t know what you were thinking or how much they bribed you but they’re SCAMMING YOU. I am being starved. Everyday I wait and pray these people will roll out of bed and actually feed me, then when they finally do it’s only a grain of my food. I am anorexic and wasting away. They photograph me and use me for entertainment. They’re awful. They love watching me suffer and watching me die a slow painful death of starvation. I try to tell them but they don’t listen. I pretend to love them so they give me attention and it just does not work. What did I do to deserve this prison? I was perfectly happy at the cat cafe with the other skinny cats and I got to eat the other cat’s food. Now I am sulking around never finding any grain or scrap of food. I have even tried jumping on the table but they yell at me to jump off. This abuse should not be tolerated. I am sick and tired of the treatment. You all better do something or I will SUE!

Sincerely,

Meatball the Cat

Dear Meatball,

We spoke with your mother and you are acting out. These people love you. According to your mom you are fed at 8:30 and 6:30 ⅓ a cup everyday which is way more than they should be feeding you. You’re not “wasting away” your fat has fat rolls. Your mom also handed the phone to your grandma where she explained to me you have been jumping on the table and hitting your siblings? Meatball, this is not okay. Your mom said you even get treats like bacon, cheese, ham - all the goodies, and there is photo proof of that. You are over-reacting and making a fool of yourself by sending these complaint letters, which you know we won’t answer without talking to your mother first because you love being irrational. You are not being starved and threatening to sue the rescue is not going to get you your way. Your mother would like me to tell you- you are grounded and no cat phone or cat tik tok for a month. Your threats will not be tolerated by us and we will not stand the disrespect. 

Sincerely,

4 Paws Rescue