Mr. Phillips

Mr. Phillips. So many flaws. So many things that are great. Mr. Phillips is the best teacher we have had and we have had a lot. Mr. Phillips is a lot of fun sometimes we will go outside. Other times we will randomly play games. But he does have his bad days like all humans do. Trust me you are very lucky to be in this class you have a lot of advantages, such as staying inside to play with robots. Ok are you ready to learn about what Mr. Phillips is like?

Ok here is something you will be shocked about are your ready?? Are you sure? Alright if you say so. Mr. Phillips hates unicorns yup you heard me. So because of this little flaw of his you need to use it to your advantage. Draw unicorns all over the white board. Last year we made a unicorn out of paper it was amazing! It’s sad I know but it’s kind of funny to pester him with unicorn stuff.

Also just so you know Mr. Phillips is funny and all which you probably already knew but behave well or there might be a situation where you or anyone else don’t want to watch nor hear it.

Mr. Phillips is pretty cool even though he might be a teacher. He lets us play games in the morning before math but only on fridays and on fridays we play around the world but he gets SUPER inconsistent so keep complaining and complaining so you can keep playing because the games are quite fun. Also he gives Jolly ranchers and stickers out when you’re good or when you do things that need to be done without being told such as stacking other people’s chairs or picking up the stuff on the ground at the end of the day.

So as you can see Mr. Phillips is a great teacher now and will be for you. Hopefully he keeps doing all the fun stuff he did this year while your in fifth grade.

(P.S. if he says you are his favorite or best class just remember he said that to us too and if he says that just know he’s lying cause we were the best.)