Mean rocks, Waffle fry, Jurassic park lied, and 4/18

"Mean Rocks"

I picked up a rock

Words painted on its backside:

“Put me back down bitch”

"Waffle Fry"

I thought I stepped on

A mushroom but it was just

A small waffle fry.

"Jurassic Park Lied" 

Raptors are not fast

No need for motorcycles

I’m sorry Chris Pratt.

"4/18"

Velociraptor

Takes up a full haiku line

Because they’re so cool.

About the Author

Ryan Hiemenz is a senior Media and Communications major with a concentration in Multimedia Publishing and a minor in Creative Writing. Currently, he is a CTLM fellow on the communications team, the Layout Manager for The Compass, the Editor-in-Chief of Arcadia University’s literary magazine Quiddity, and the Co-Editor-in-Chief for Loco Mag, a Philadelphia lifestyle and culture magazine. Ryan enjoys spending his free time reading, writing poetry, and hyper fixating on specific film directors until he’s watched everything in their filmography.