National Days Of October
October 1 National Pumpkin Spice Day
October 2 National Smarties Day
October 3 National Techies Day
October 4 National Cinnamon Day
October 5 National Do Something Nice Day
October 6 National Noodle Day
October 7 National Led Light Day
October 8 National Tag Day
October 9 National Panda Awareness Day
October 10 National Cake Decorating Day
October 11 National Sausage Pizza Day
October 12 National Gumbo Day
October 13 National Navy Birthday
October 14 National Réal Sugar Day
October 15 National Cheese Curd Day
October 16 National Sports Day
October 17 National Pasta Day
October 18 National Chocolate Cupcake Day
October 19 National Kentucky Day
October 20 National Chicken And Waffles Day
October 21 National Back To The Future Day
October 22 National Make A Dog's Day
October 23 National Horror Movie Day
October 24 National Food Day
October 25 National Sour Day
October 26 National Trick Or Treat Day
October 27 National Black Cat Day
October 28 National Chocolate Day
October 29 National Hermit Day
October 30 National Candy Corn Day
October 31 National Knock Knock Day
October jokes
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in the field.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
Why was the jack o'lantern afraid?
It had no guts.
Why did the skeleton stop laughing?
He lost his funny bone.
What do birds hand out on halloween?
Tweets.
When do cows turn into werewolves?
During a full moooon.
Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Where do zombies swim?
The dead sea.
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end street.
How do ghosts predict the future?
They check their horror-scope.
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To return from the other side.
Why don’t vampires get invited to parties?
They’re a pain in the neck.