Where do leprechauns hang out? On the paddy-o.
Why are leprechauns so fast? They do everything in a pinch.
Why do leprechauns hate running? They’d rather jig than jog.
What conversation can you expect from a leprechaun? One with a lot of small talk.
What position do leprechauns play in baseball? Shortstop.
Why are leprechauns hard to get along with? They're short-tempered.
When does a leprechaun cross the road? When the light is green.
Why do leprechauns love to garden? They have green thumbs.
What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home? A lepre-condo.
Why do leprechauns hate amusement parks? They’re too short for the rides.
(Jokes from www.goodhousekeeping.com)