Class Schedule
15 MINS
Self-Starter
25 MINS
Lesson/Work Time
5 MINS
Wrap-up
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3RD GRADE
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Log into Typing Club?
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About Technology Class
The last 5 minutes of class
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Safety in the Computer Lab
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Participation in the Computer Lab
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QUICK TIP VIDEOS
CALENDAR
CLASS 1
Welcome back
CLASS 2
Is Seeing Believing?
CLASS 3/4
Google Docs
CLASS 5/6
Google Drawings
CLASS 7/8
Google Sheets
CLASS 9/10
Email
CLASSES 11-17
Scratch Jr.
CLASS 18
Google Vids
CLASS 19/20
Adobe Express
CLASS 21/22
Google Docs
CLASS 23/24
Final Week
3RD GRADE
LESSON RESOURCES
EMAIL INSTRUCTIONS
Click "Compose" to get a new email
Copy and paste csauers@alpinedistrict.org into the "To" line
Using the text to the right, copy "I Promise…" into the subject line
Using the text to the right, copy from "Mrs. Sauers, ...." to "Sincerely" into the body text
Type your name on the line after "Sincerely"
Press 'Send'
I Promise…
Mrs. Sauers,
By sending you this email, I promise to:
only use my own email account and keep my password a secret.
never send inappropriate pictures.
never send mean or hurtful things in an email (cyberbullying).
only use my email when my teacher or parents say it is ok.
Sincerely,
Name
Jokes 1-16
Jokes 1-16
1. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Godzilla.
Godzilla who?
Just kidding. Godzilla wouldn’t knock.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you looketh tired.
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It’s Ida-ho—not Ida-who.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d drop by.
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-solutely wonderful to meet you!
Jokes 17-33
Jokes 17-33
17. Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you already!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for hours!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how funny this is?
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don’t cry!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Gesundheit!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Best.
Best who?
Best get to sleep. Time for your nap!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Thank you! Can I get some applause?
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon tell me a knock-knock joke next!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain this joke as soon as you let me in!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
Extra Jokes
Extra Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
EMAIL Resources
csauers@alpinedistrict.org
I Promise…
Mrs. Sauers,
By sending you this email, I promise to:
only use my own email account and keep my password a secret.
never send inappropriate pictures online.
never send mean or hurtful things in an email or anywhere online (cyberbullying).
only use my email when my teacher or parents say it is ok.
Sincerely,
Name
Rotation 1
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