About Joe

Age: 6 + the square root of 72

Pets: 3 parrots, a guinea pig, & 5 monkeys (it used to be more monkeys, until Bertha stole a few)

Hobbies: Riding cows on the side of mountains while juggling pudding cups.

Network: What caused you to 'fall' in love with current events?

Joe: Bertha was showing me her monkey brain collection outside when I tripped on one and fell in a well! I was rescued by an army of dogs and I became a current event on the news. The excitement of being on t.v. was amazing, I then knew I had to do this everyday!

Network: We just got word you're down to 4 pet monkeys, what happened?

Joe: WHAT!?! How.....WHERE'S BERTHA?!?!?!?!?!?