Laughter is the Best Medicine!
Q. What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat !!
Q. What’s the first thing bats learn at school?
The alpha- bat!
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A Pumpkin Pi !!
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A Squash !!
Q: What key has legs and can't open a door?
Tur-key !!
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food !
Q. What do witches race on?
Vroom-Sticks!
Q. What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand witch!
Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-etti.
Q. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
