Answers to Jokes of the Day...or Anytime

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

'Cause the 'P' is silent.

What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament?

On a live stream.

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its windows open.

I was going to cook alligator for dinner...

but I realized I only had a croc pot

How does a burger introduce his significant other?

Meat Patty

Did you hear that Fedex and UPS were merging?

They're going to be called Fedups.

I woke up laughing today.

I must have slept funny.

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