Help me understand what goes through your tiny brains when you snub an applicant who has been a top sales performer in every sales position they’ve ever held and can write for Comedy Central yesterday, Playboy today, NASA tomorrow, Sesame Street the day after that and everything in between.

Do enlighten me—just don’t strain yourselves in the process, you bunch of disgustingly inept recruiters and ugly-on-the-inside discriminatory bitch-ass-hating hiring managers who hire people weaker than yourselves to preserve your jobs.

Copy ideation:

·         Fuck off!

·         Go fuck yourselves!

·         How’s this for a good fit?

·         Epitome of fucking assholes!