TOWN OF BLOOMFIELD

Poor Mr. Schwapp — he was so offended by my anal beads illustration that he threw a tantrum and then sicced the Bloomfield Police Department’s detective unit on me.

Imagine being so butthurt that you abuse your powers and waste valuable resources instead of facing the truth.

The truth is, I wasn’t even afforded a phone screen, so I called them out on it.

Over my dead body did I back down!