MATTER

Not phone-screening a candidate who’s been a top sales performer in every sales position they’ve ever held and is a humbly gifted marketing and advertising copywriter, strategist, and creative—after umpteen applications over the span of several years—fuck every last one of you bitch-ass haters, is all I can say.

In light of their numerous rejections, I wrote and designed this, laminated it, and then sent it in the mail for the world to see.

Then they sicced their lawyers on me—boo-hoo, wah.