Retail & Dining

WARIO'S WARES is the post-ride shop and main shop of the Wario's Woods subland, giving the spotlight to the Nintendo villains and antiheroes like the greedy garlic chomper himself

There are three rooms to the store, the post-ride room being a treasure vault of El Toadado, with an emphasis for goods on the more magical villains such as Medusa, Ganondorf, and the Shadow Queen, which example goods including replica Kremling crowns, Sand Kingdom sombreros and serapes and Gerudo capes.

The second room, which is accessible from the rest of the land is Wario's garage, modeled after the one seen in Wario Land 4 and Warioware with his bike on a center pedestal rotating in the center of the room. This room has a focus on the more scientific or mechanical villains like Andross, Samurai Goroh, and Wario himself, with model kit F-Zero cars, plush Metroids, and Team Rocket hats and outfits.

The third and final room, with entrances and exits connecting to the other two rooms is the Subcon sweets room, with tall green cliffs and dark and light versions of lighting, with a Birdo statue in the center regularly "Spitting" out candy eggs which are purchasable in the room proper. Treats here include gummy Metroids, Yoshi cookies, Birdo eggs, and Rage Candy Bars.

WALUIGI'S GREASY SPOON is superficially similar in general shape and size to Bumblebee Man's Taco Truck, but has a much more vibrant personality, thanks to a hefty neon package and soundboard, blaring pinball and arcade sound effects from across Wario's Woods, as well as a familiar high pitched cackling. Overall it's meant to resemble Waluigi Pinball, a familiar and authentically gaudy track from Mario Kart. The smells of garlic, lemon, and cinnamon waft from the truck, cooking that may not be good, but will certainly be rich in taste and cheap in de' wallet!

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Garlic Bulb: A chewy but saucy bao bun filled with mariana sauce, mozzarella cheese, sausage, and pepperoni

Wart's Bane Tempura: A Japanese style mixed vegetable tempura with a spicy garlic aioli

Gerudo Style Curry: A classic Japanese style curry with pork and rice with naan in the side, ask for it Ganon style if you want it as spicy as a villain likes it!

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Gold Coins: Round fried dough chips with a lemon whipped cream topping

Cannoli: Classic fried pastry shells filled with sweet ricotta cheese