Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. You might be scratching your head right now, wondering, "Who in the Sam Hill is Tad Cummins?" Well, that's precisely where the fun begins, isn't it? Tad Cummins isn't a who, not in the traditional sense anyway. It's more of a… well, a thing. A concept. A cosmic giggle wrapped in a slightly perplexing enigma. Think of it as that catchy tune you can't quite place but hum incessantly, or that feeling you get when you find a twenty-dollar bill in an old coat pocket – multiplied by the sheer unexpectedness of a squirrel wearing a tiny top hat.