Path To Enrollment

This is a Dogasuarus Rex, HE is cute :)

We made him in our labs with our top astrorexiphiloslogical scientists

He has 300 cute and 20 rawr. XD GOOD BOY!

These are the clown boys, If you would like to start your path to enrollment, approach 3rd Street from the north and go to the adress 326. Once you have begun to approach this house, run until you are being chased. If the clown chasing you is Kicks (Top Left) run in a zig zag pattern and hop during your turns, if Lumpy chases you (Far Right), skip away violently. If Freddy (Sexy Afro) chases you roll on your side, and if the Coo Coo Twins (Two hotties in the Middle) chase you, grab the knife in the gutter and cut off your finger tips until they get distracted and eat your finger tips instead of chasing you. If you have approached the south exit of the street and are being chased by Lumpy, sorry but you're already dead, please avoid (Unless you would like to write about the experience in your application essays). If it was a different clown chasing you, good job, check nearby mailboxes and empty out the letters until you find the URL to the official preferred application. If you exit the street from the Southward exit, please turn around and exit towards the north and follow the directions previously stated (Unless you are being chased by Lumpy), or Big Hummus will take your first born son. If you are being chased by Lumpy, please enter the nearest house by any means necessary, he will leave you be once you have entered. If you manage to survive Lumpy, you will get a Full Ride to UC Novato, and full yearlong discounted access to the Clown Museum.