Ab is a proud Trump voting patriot. She's afraid of the water, likes Harleys and chicks with short spikey hair, smaller breasts... and a subtle font. A militant right to life advocate, she got pregnant when she was 14.

Brit is nail biting snowflake who loves
scuba diving, thin guys with manbuns, the Tour de France... and a modern bold font. She also get pregnant at 14 (no fault of her own, Ab was drunk) and drove straight (if erratically) to planned parenthood.