Death/Win Messages

Cheese roll has 40 death messages, of which 4 are different dependent on circumstances, and 4 win messages.

Death messages:

1. "GAME OVER"

   • The default death message in the game engine.

2. "Error 404: Life not found"

   • Error 404 is an HTTP status code for when something you are looking for does not exist.

3. "Try Again?"

   • Do I actually have to explain this one?

4. "Try Cheese Jump: https://bit.ly/49GIKtf"

   • Link is to this website.

5. "Try Cheese Maze: https://bit.ly/49GIKtf"

   • Link is to this website.

6. "Oof!"

   • A sound mimicking the loss of air, as if someone's solar plexus had just been struck.

7. "Noob!"

   • A term frequently used on the internet to describe someone who is new to something.

8. "You curd do better!"

   • This is a reference to cheese curds.

9. "You did Gouda!"

   • There is a type of cheese called Gouda.

10. "Don't be blue, you're not old."

    • If in reverse mode, it says, "Don't be Yellow, you're not young.".

    • This is a reference to Blue cheese.

11. "Don't worry, be Happ-brie!"

    • There is a type of cheese called brie.

12. "No cheesy pun this time..."

    • Most of the death messages are cheese puns.

13. "Don't brie sad, try again!"

    • Brie sounds like be.

14. "Have a grate day!"

    • Reference to a cheese grater.

15. "You did oh-queso."

    • "oh-queso" sounds like "okay"(so).

16. "Nacho day..."

    • "Nacho" sounds like "not yo" (not your).

17. "[Insert Cheese pun here]"

    • Most of the death messages are cheese puns.

18. " "

    • It actually says nothing, not even a space.

19. "Yum!"

    • Cheese is food.

20. "Be grateful for your high-score!"

    • If in reverse mode, it says, "Be grateful for your low-score!".

21. "You Wheely like this game!"

    • Truckles are usually called wheels of cheese.

22. "Truckle experienced kinetic energy."

    • Reference to Minecraft.

23. "Truckle suffocated in a wall."

    • Reference to Minecraft.

24. "Worst: 0?"

    • The question mark is because when you are in reverse mode, your score is negative, so your worst might actually not be 0.

25. "No internet!"

    • Reference to the Chrome Dino game.

26. "'I literally pressed jump!'"

    • Sometimes, when people fail in similar games, they claim they pressed jump, even though they may not have.

27. "What about a dinosuar?"

    • Reference to the Chrome Dino game.

28. "Try turning off airplane mode!"

    • Reference to the Chrome Dino game.

29. "Roll!"

    • 1 of the two actions the sprite does in the game.

30. "Jump!"

    • 1 of the two actions the sprite does in the game.

31. "588 Blocks of code!"

    • 689 lines of code, but it was not programmed in that.

32. "You died, LOL!"

    • Ian's game design teacher came up with this one.

33. "So sad, you died."

    • Ian's game design teacher came up with this one.

34. "Boo-hoo!"

    • Ian's game design teacher came up with this one.

35. "Have you tried the Konami code?"

    • If in reverse mode, it says, "I see you tried the Konami code!".

    • The Konami code is a frequently used set of key presses that unlocks easter eggs in games.

36. "You got grilled!"

    • Grilled cheese

37. "This death message doesn't even fit on the screen!"

    • The part that fits on screen is "death message doesn't even fit on the sc".

38. "Made by Tasty Turnip (Ian J) 2026"

    • J stands for Jackson.

39. "You can win at 2,147,483,647 score!"

    • This is the max number that 32 bits of storage can store. (32-bit integer). It is the maximum score the game engine supports.

40. "More Cheese: https://bit.ly/49GIKtf"

    • Link is to this website.

41. "Thanks for playing!"

    • Thanks for reading the wiki, as well!

42. "Music: https://youtu.be/S5nuV6irOE0"

    • The link is to the YouTube video, which contains the soundtrack Ian picked for the game. You cannot import music to the game engine, so you just have to play the video in the background.

43. "There are ~45 death messages!"

    • It says about 45 because some of the death messages differ depending on the circumstances, like the next one.

44. "Have you gotten to the Farlands yet?"

    • If score > 5,000, it says, "You found the farlands!"

    • The Farlands are when there are no more levels.

45. "Error 404: death message not found"

    • This will also be displayed if the randomized number, which determines the death message, is > 40 or < 1.

Win messages:

1. "Error: Integer overflow (You win!)"

45. • The score at which you win is the maximum score the game engine can store (the 32-bit integer), so if you were to go past this score, it would be an integer overflow.

2. "Was it worth the 14 hours?"

   • It was calculated that it would take ~14 hours to complete the game.

3. "Unofficially amazing!"

   • If you received a world record from Guinness World Records, they would say you are "Officially amazing".

4. "You Win!! Finally!!"

   • The most boring one...