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Hello Everyone
My name is Kevin Perez and I am the Student Council's Treasurer
I did this page so people can laugh so they can forget about what has been happening
I hope you enjoy it!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Name a bow that can’t be tied. A rainbow
How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
What goes up when the rain goes down? Umbrellas
Q: What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
A: On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Q: What makes April jump so high?
A: It’s Spring!
Q: What did the tree say when April began?
A: What a re-leaf.
Q: Which April flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (2 lips).
What do you call a rabbit with flees? Bugs Bunny
What season is it best to go on a trampoline? Spring time
When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers
Does February like March? No, but April May
Which monster loves April Fool’s jokes? Pranken-stein!
Why is everyone exhausted on April first? Because they’ve just finished a 31-day March!
Q: Which day of the year do diesel engines like most?
A: April Fuels Day
Q: When does April come before January?
A: In the dictionary!
Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!
Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!
Katelynn: What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
Molly: What?
Katelynn: Game clover!
What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day?
Short ribs
What would St. Patrick order to drink at a Chinese restaurant?
Green tea
Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?
Because they have green thumbs
Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
Alexis: What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double?
Zack: What?
Alexis: The Sham-Rock!
Steph: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Jak: Why?
Steph: ‘Cause real rocks are too heavy
Danni: Knock. Knock.
Izzy: Who’s there?
Danni: Warren.
Izzy: Warren who?
Danni: Warren any green today?
What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?
I only have eyes for you
Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party?
An Irish Setter
Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
In a little league
What type of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow
Josh: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?David: Tell me.Josh: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Adam: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play
Pedro: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.Westy: What are you serving now?Pedro: Squash.
Pedro: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for?
Pee Wee: I have no idea.
Pedro: Their age!
Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!
Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Pearl: What do you call a running turkey?
Ally: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pearl: Fast food!
"Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."
"What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"
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