Locker Diaries

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Have you ever wondered what your locker would say if it could talk? Well, here are a few letters from some lockers that couldn't keep quiet any longer.

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Claire,

I wish it would be more quiet in the hallways, and so many people are slamming my best friends. Sometimes you slam me and it hurts, so would you please stop? Please tell the kids to stop running too. They are really piped up, but I just don’t know why they are. Anyway, please keep in touch.

Love,

Emily

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Camren,

Can you please clean me? I’m fatter than a hippo, and your bag needs to go. It gives me chills thinking about what you’re going to put in me next. So, will you please, please watch what you put in me? Or, we’ll have some problems.

Your locker,

Bill

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Lydia,

It is your locker, Dave. I wanted to tell you the things I don’t like you doing to me. I don’t like it when you leave your stinky lunch in me. I also don’t like it when you let people (including you) throw their trappers at me. I also HATE IT when you jam me; it hurts really bad. And one last thing…PLEASE DO NOT LET YOUR FRIENDS LEAN AGAINST ME.

Sincerely,

Dave

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Clancy ,

I am you’re new locker, number 327 ! I do hope you aren’t like the last person who used me, never taking their PE clothes home! My name is Benngy. I am your personal locker for 2019 -2020. From you’re old locker.

Benngy 327

Dear Abby,

Why must you be so gosh darn annoying? For example, stop calling yourself Dr. Phil! We both know you aren’t good enough for that title. Also, why must you put so much stuff inside of me. That is not comfortable! You should be more considerate for your amazing locker!

Sincerely,

Billy Bob Joe

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Mariah,

Thank you so much for keeping me clean! Though my combination lock does not work sometimes but I can live with that. I am glad that you don’t fill me with trash or food ( I am not a living thing, I don’t need food ). I appreciate you for not jamming me and filling me to the brim with graded papers. I hope you appreciate me keeping you organized and helping you find everything. Once again, thank you!

Your Locker,

Lilly

Dear Fred,

I am your locker. You might be wondering how I can write, but let's not talk about that. Can you stop slamming me? It doesn't feel good. Please tell your friends to stop closing me right when you open me. It’s mean. Make sure you don't put your smelly gym clothes in me. That's for a different locker NOT ME.

Sincerely your friend,

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Stranger

I have had a bad day today. This kid, I have no idea who he is, he just shoved some kind of bag or briefcase inside of me. It hurt because it was jammed so tight that I couldn’t breathe. He also has these other kids that walk up and slam me shut for no reason at all. If he could hear me, I would scream at him as loud as I can to stop hurting me.

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear locker buddy,

We don’t talk that much anymore. You only drop books in me and slam me. I feel neglected. You never clean me anymore and when that one girl comes over towards you, you always slam me shut and lean on me. Most of the time when you do this I get jammed and it hurts really bad. I hate our new friendship. You always leave me hanging open and when I try to talk to you it seems like you just kick me shut and walk away.

From,

Your old favorite locker

P.S. Jamming me because of

a girl is not cool, man.

Locker Diary Short Story

Okay listen, I get that you take care of me and keep me clean,but WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

You left me for two months without even telling me!!! How could you!? I am happy that you’re back, though!

I won't miss all of your heavy books, or your WEIRD pictures that Abby gives you. ACTUALLY THOUGH, WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO BE NAMED MONGOOSE KIWI (Abby's nickname)!?

I guess that's all. BYE!

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Owner, Hello! Why do you put your your smelly clothes in me? I don’t want to smell them. Please don’t put your stuff at the bottom of your locker. I hate it!

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Kaylynn,

Thanks for keeping me clean…but there are a few things we need to talk about. When the school first started you had too many binders and notebooks, so please keep a few less things inside of me. Your locker, Amiaya

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Person,

Hi! This is your locker. Yes, I can talk. It's a little weird. But on the other hand, can you stop slamming me shut, please? I am hurting because you keep slamming me shut. I am mad at your friends because they are being mean to my friends. I know you have a lot of friends, but I'm not mean to your friends, am I? No, no, I am not. I do not like being slammed shut.

Please don’t put your dirty clothes in me because they smell, plus my other locker friends have been telling me that people put their horrible smelling clothes in them. It’s not cool at all. I'm trying to stay clean for the rest of the year, but if you put your stinky clothes in me, I won't be happy.

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Locker Owner,

So...we have a few things we need to talk about...starting with why I’m always so messy.Yes, I understand that this is your first year in D-pod, but I still want to be treated like you treated your lockers in C-pod. AND, NO, I DO NOT EVEN WANNA KNOW HOW THAT WAS.

-Your locker

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Mandy,

This year I have been noticing that you are a horrible owner to me!! The way you just put in your combination, then you shove your nasty stuff in me, and finally, the way you close me...it is very annoying.The way you let your friends close me is obnoxious.

Anyway,I just wanted to say you need to get it together. Start organizing me back up and put decorations in me (cute decorations, not ugly ones) that make me beautiful again. By again I mean my owner before you had little Christmas lights and would turn them on when people walked by. She also had a picture of what looked like a man who had a BRIGHT yellow shirt on. It looked good the way she organized me: all the textbooks at the bottom, a little pink shelf with all her folders on it, and her pretty blue book bag hanging up on its hook. All the trash was cleaned every day!

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Diary,

I am getting so fed up with the way I’m treated. I’m always filled with random papers and most of the time Sylvia even THROWS her books in me. Those things are pretty heavy, you know. If she doesn’t start treating me well, I might just have to change my lock. Then she won’t be able to treat me poorly.

Yours truly,

Jim

Locker Diary Short Story

Dear Shelby,

Why do you always slam me shut? It really bothers me. Also, please, please organize me! I know what you’re thinking, why is my locker writing to me? Well, you have been really hurting me lately! You always jam and slam me!! Even when you stuff things in me without placing it nicely. I’M NOT YOUR MESSY ROOM , I’M A LOCKER!!!! Your shoes stink, by the way!

Your locker,

Karleigh

Locker Stories

(This is a story about how Abby never goes to her locker… I’m not kidding. I’ve never seen Abby at her locker!)

Day 1: Wassup Abby! I just needed to talk to you about something pretty important so come see me when you can!

Day 2: I guess you never got my note! That's okay, just please get back to me soon!

Day 3: Okay Abby, I get that you’re busy, but I really need to talk to you soon!!!

Day 4: Abby, I’m so close to being mad. Please don't make me step over the line!

Day 5: ABBY, IT’S BEEN 5 DAYS. PLEASE ANSWER MY NOTES!!!!

*In French Spongebob peron voice*

“20 days later”

Abby: Oh, it looks like I’ve gotten quite a few notes!

Locker: ABBY!!!!!