The Merchant
Volume 1 Issue 1
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OCTOBER 2023
James McCormac '25
The real reason behind Mount Carmel's almost historic student body change? A girl with a crazy 40 time and vertical jump. Read more...
Marty Wilmes '25
As the MC pool has been out of commission for months, Coach McGuire speaks on the new location: Jackson Park Lagoon. Read more...
With the soccer season winding down, Mr. Manuel Medina’s Coke Zero addiction faces a new challenge. Read more...
Leonard Siegal '25
In this first installment of "The Tough Sell," The Merchant's signature interview series, Mr. Williams reveals his troubling inner thoughts about his thankless job of removing students from sitting on tables in The Commons. Read more...
Other News
RETRO BOWL WINS ARE NOW VIABLE FOR EXTRA CREDIT IN SELECT CLASSES p. 5
HUNDREDS OF TEXTBOOK ORDERS QUIETLY CANCELED p. 5
NEW STUDENT ID CARDS INCLUDE HORRIBLE ANTI-CHEWING FLAVOR p. 5
CROSS COUNTRY TEAM WINDS UP IN EVANSTON p. 5