Molly Muse's Mystical Momentos

Molly Muse toils tirelessly to provide you with only the best and most powerful spells and items. She works so hard, and sells her wares at bargain bin prices too! 

In this small compendium, you will find:

• 6 Unique and Powerful Spells all etched on mysterious orbs!

• 6 Enchanted and Mystical Pieces of Equipment!

• 6 Blessed Objects and Trinkets that will truly delight!

This compendium is an April Fools project and should not be taken seriously. The items within all function within the rules of Mausritter, but are dangerous and cruel to players. Use with your own discretion.

Written by Gilbals, Illustrated by Lux.

• (WIP) Posted 5-11-2025

What’s in this mystical tome of arcane baubles?

Moly has spent her life attuning herself to the natural magicks that flow through us all. Becoming a self-taught master sorceress at a young age, she has developed only the best and most powerful artifacts one could obtain for such nominal fees. Molly believes in sharing the gifts of magic, not hiding it away like some uptight squirrel, hoarding away a trove of food for winter’s harsh touch. She sells her wares as cheaply as she can, to share these crafts with all that come.

In this tome, you'll find the most wondrous selection of fine spells, trinkets and artifacts. Moly wishes to share her abilities with all!

Gel Bone

Effect: The user's bones turn to a soft, flexible substance, making the caster turn to a flexible, hard-to-damage... thing, giving them 3 Armor. They, however, cannot move on their own or do anything until the effect ends in [SUM] turns.

Recharge: Cover in cracked and ground up bones for 24hrs. 

Dire Bubble

Effect: Creates a Bubble around the caster that is absolutely impenetrable and indestructible. However, air cannot penetrate either, leaving only 30 seconds of breathable air within. The spell can only be ended by the chanting of a phrase of power for one minute.

Recharge: Leave the spell in its own bubble for 1 full day. 

Brush of Midas

Effect: Anything touched turns to pure gold, temporarily. The effect lasts for [SUM] Hours. If the gold is smelted and shaped, the effects after could be quite horrific.

Recharge: Cast the slab in gold created by this spell. 

Loosened Bond

Effect: The caster’s body is made intangible, able to phase through anything for [SUM] turns. However, this includes what they’re wearing, the ground, and generally everything. The caster will sink into the earth as if it were water, only stopping when the spell runs out or they reach the center of the planet.

Recharge: Bury 1 mile under the surface. 

Roach Swarm

Effect: Summon [SUM]+50 Roaches every 10 minutes for [DICE] Hours.

Recharge: Immerse in 1000 Roach Eggs. 

Multiply

Effect: The caster activates the spell, then the next thing touched is multiplied by 1,000 times instantly. This multiplication happens from the origin point, and will destroy anything not strong enough to contain it. Any multiplied objects that can’t fit in the area violently explode for d8 Damage in a 6in radius. All multiplied objects will disappear the moment the spell is deactivated by a simple phrase while holding the slab, or after [SUM] hours have passed.

Recharge: Place upon or inside 1,000 of the last object multiplied. 

Entombed Armor

(Cursed) (Heavy Armor)

Upon Activating the gem in the forehead of the helm, the user gains +30 Armor from the layers of automated protection forming a full suit over them. However, if the armor is ever deactivated, it violently crushes anything in the armor as it folds back into itself.

Special: The gem can be targeted by someone else with a successful DEX Save at Disadvantage to deactivate the armor. 

Gauntlets of Immense Strength

(Cursed) (Body Only) +1 Armor 

When worn, these gauntlets provide +50 STR to any STR based check, except any involving Critical Hits or Damage. However, the gauntlets require 100 STR to lift or use. 

Thundering Hammer

(Cursed) (Heavy Weapon) 

D12 Damage + D6 Electric Damage

Curse: Whenever this hammer is swung, it makes a crackling, thunder-like noise. d4 seconds later, lightning strikes the hammer, causing d66 Damage to a l stats to the wielder and anything within 10ft. This effect can trigger underground. 

Boots of Sonic Speed

(Cursed) (Body Only) +1 Armor 

The wearer puts on these fashionable red and white boots, and is imbued with insanely fast speeds, so fast that the body can’t keep up with the legs. The moment the wearer tries to run, their legs speed off without them, leaving them a legless mess on the floor. 

Dagger of Devouring

(Cursed) (Light Melee) 

D6 Damage. Pierces up to 1 Armor.

Special: If this blade kills the target, the user is compelled to eat the body, no matter what it is or how big, within an hour. If they can’t, the dagger morphs into a shadowy figure of what they last killed, eating them instead.  

The Bow of Deliverance

(Cursed) (Heavy Ranged) 

D8 Damage. Requires no quiver or ammunition.

Special: When drawn, a magical arrow illuminates in place, knocked and ready to fire. Once the arrow hits a target, the mouse who fired is teleported to the point the arrow hit. The wielder then feels the full force of launch and impact, taking d12 damage. 

The Lonely Love

(Cursed)

This beautiful statue of a sad female mouse crying is a rare wonder. This statue wishes to be with the owner forever, permanently taking up 2 inventory slots. Attempting to remove her results in the figure becoming more and more distraught, until metal spikes burst from the base, taking up 2 more inventory slots and dealing d10 damage. The damage wil never heal. 

Ring of Explosions

(Cursed)

This ring is adorned with red gems and an etched, crystalized piece of sulfur. When worn, the ring attaches itself to the owner. If the finger isn’t removed immediately, the finger begins sparking like a fuse. The pain is indescribable, but what comes next is worse. Once the “fuse” reaches the ring (10 seconds), the wearer explodes, dealing d10+10 damage in a 12in radius. 

Eye of All Knowing

(Cursed)

This carved and polished false eye grants the user with knowledge of everything. The eye must be put into their own eye socket. Immediately, knowledge begins pouring into their vision and mind. The process immediately sets their WIL to 0, driving them utterly and tota ly insane. They may lash out at others around them or simply run off screaming. The stress of it a l will end their life in d4 hours.

Seed of Fortunes

(Cursed)

A small seed that is too tough to eat. It has a solid black sheen, with a blue, mirrored effect. Planting this seed quickly sprouts a strange yellow and blue flower that drips 100 Pips per day. To do so, however, its magical roots will find and dig into the planter and everyone they hold dear as they sleep, permanently draining d6 STR from all of them, nightly, until death. Once the planter is dead, the plant withers, leaving behind a new seed. The pips produced turn a foul brown, and melt a day later.

Note: The pips produced do not count towards any experience gained. Any purchases made or constructions ordered with the pips will be cursed. Structures crumble, items break, and merchants will not sell to them. 

Tea of Fondness

(Cursed)

A simple bag of magical tea. Any who drink this tea will become enamored with each other, unable to break away from each others’ stares. They will stay this way, forever. Even if separated, they will always know which way to look and will focus on them. If one of them is injured or dies, the other experiences it. They only care about looking at their love. 

Pendant of Dreams

(Cursed)

The wearer will experience the dreams of everyone around them. If they find a good dream, they are transported there physically, living the dream until it ends. Once the dreamer wakes up, the wearer disappears with the dream.