OFFICIAL INVITATION
GRAND REOPENING!
This is a VIP invitation and should not be treated lightly! You were selected as one of only a hundred people to embark on the experience of a lifetime.
Come discover the most grand treasure the Land of Egypt has to offer - the world’s first Waffle House! This will be its first time open since it was rediscovered. For thousands of years, it sat untouched until the first complete exploration was conducted in 1837. While it was not in operation for those years, the stories have been passed down for generations in Egypt. These stories have been preserved to share with people just like you!
Here you will discover tales of Egyptian magic, and see how many forms of magic were born in this very Waffle House. How did Ra allow the dead to come to life? When was magic allowed to cast curses on Egyptian enemies? How was it that gods and magicians could control venomous creatures? This is far from your ordinary Waffle House. This Waffle House resides in the second-largest pyramid of the Ancient Pyramids of Giza.
The sun is scorching, the Great Sphinx stands watching guard, and the limestone blocks rising at a 53 degree angle shoot toward the sky. Located in a hidden corridor of the Pyramid of Khafre, roughly 13 miles from the Nile River, this Waffle House was important to the history of Ancient Egypt. It is truly a wonder of the world, transforming Egyptian history all while remaining one of the greatest kept secrets of the ancient world.
This is not a journey you want to miss. Millions all over the globe are raving over the stories of this giant time capsule. Do not wait to explore these tales of magic, war, and power. Come find out why Ra and other gods were considered regulars.
This VIP invitation will only last for a few more months, so take advantage of it now! You will want to be the first of your family and friends to truly travel in the past. I hope you do not wait any longer and make the best decision of the year to visit us at our GRAND REOPENING!! We even have old Egyptian hits playing on the jukebox. So come on in, the waffle iron is on and the stories are hot. We will see you inside!
