"Three girls. No more and no less. Girl number one is pre-Bond. She stays around roughly through the first reel of the picture. Then she is bumped off by the enemy, preferably in Bond’s arms. [...] Girl number two is anti-Bond. She works for the enemy and stays throughout the middle third of the picture. She must capture Bond, and Bond must save himself by bowling her over with sheer sexual magnetism. The girl should also be bumped off, preferably in an original fashion. [...] Girl number three is violently pro-Bond. She occupies the final third of the picture, and she must on no account be killed" (Dahl 1967).
If Agent Curt Mega is the James Bond of Spies are Forever, then who are his Bond girls? This begins especially interesting when you take into account that Curt is a gay man. There are (at least) three women who play a vital role in his story: Cynthia Houston, Barb Larvernor, and Tatiana Slozhno. However, none of them are his "Bond girls" in a traditional sense, because he isn't having sex with them. In fact, he actively avoids Barb's advances at every turn. So, what role do they fill, or rather: which Bond girl roles do they subvert?
Cynthia Houston & Barb Larvernor
Cynthia Houston and Barb Larvernor are co-workers of Curt's at the American Secret Service (A.S.S.). Cynthia fills a sort of motherly role in Curt's life, although even that is not quite right. She cares deeply about him, that can't be mistaken, but she's also very harsh with him, going so far as to shoot him to make sure he's doing the right thing. This is further shown by Cynthia's actor playing Curt's actual mom in Act Two. However, she's not fulfilling a Bond girl role here. She's the 'other kind of woman' that we see in media: a woman in a male-centric piece of media can only be a sexual prospect or a motherly figure.
Meanwhile, Barb wants to be a sexual prospect. She flirts with Curt constantly, being obvious and explicit in her interest and advances. However, Curt is completely and utterly disinterested (for obvious reasons.) If Curt were a heterosexual man, or Bond specifically, Barb would likely be 'girl number three': pro-Bond, remains alive, generally seen as the chaste option for our paragon of heterosexual masculinity.
Tatiana Slozhno
Tatiana is an antagonist-turned-sidekick to Curt. They first meet in Budapest, gunning for the same arms deal. However, the bulk of their interactions take place at Richman's Casino in Monte Carlo. Throughout these two meetings, there's a vague sense of underlying tension between them. Tatiana uses vague euphemisms during their first meeting ("I will be the one getting off"), and blatantly flirts with him during the second, whilst the two are alone in an elevator. However, Curt is rather clueless to these advances. He even reacts at the end of a long bout of back-and-forth flirting: "We are talking about fighting, right?"
In a Bond film, Tatiana would undoubtedly be the 'second' Bond girl: adamantly anti-Bond, works for the enemy, captures him. Tatiana fulfills all of these, at least in a majority of the first act. However, her first subversion of the role is at the end of Act One: at the end of the Act One closer, she breaks back into the area where Curt is being held and tortured and saves him, removing him from the capture situation that she originally led him into. Despite the fact that Curt is abrasive and claims that he doesn't need her help, she saves him anyway.
Throughout the rest of the play, she becomes a close confidant to Curt: the first he's had since Owen's death. There's even a song about the subversion of expectations regarding her relationship to Curt. "Doing This", a duet between Tatiana and Curt, is a number that entirely pokes fun at the trope of Bond girls, and heteronormativity in media overall. In it, the two of them act on what they feel they're supposed to do, flirting with each other and eventually kissing, but the scene ends with Curt revealing his sexuality to her.
Tatiana is undoubtedly the Bond girl of Spies, but she isn't Curt's love interest, sexual conquest, or property. She is a fully fleshed-out character that's there to be an ally to him, and someone that he can fight for.
Owen Carvour
Stay with me, here.
Owen Carvour is Curt's partner-turned-partner, and the catalyst for the plot of the show. Much like the first Bond girl, Owen dies to propel Curt into a storyline. However, the difference between Owen's death and Bond girl number one's is that Curt is the cause of Owen's death.
(Of course, it's not his actual death in the first scene, but for simplicity's sake...)
However, what happens later is that Owen (in disguise) becomes the second Bond girl as well. As the Deadliest Man Alive, Owen captures and tortures Curt, in a homoerotic scene where those undertones become even clearer on a second watch. And arguably, Curt does win him over with a sense of sexual attraction, if you read into the homoerotic undertones of "Torture Tango". He faces off against Curt throughout a majority of the show, playing the role of the main antagonist. This is, of course, not typical of a Bond girl, but neither is being a man.
Curt's homosexuality leads to not only a subversion of expectations for the women in the show, as none of them are sexual prospects or partners, but leads to Owen Carvour being his 'Bond girl'.