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Someindustries ranks the top 50 songs of all time (based on one person's opinion)

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By John Someindustries, the inventor of Someindustries, SNN

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To be clear, this is an objective rating of the top 50 best songs ever. And, as we all know, my opinion is objective. This list is dominated mostly by songs that, while absolutely great, mostly earn their position because of nostalgia, notably the NFS HP 2010 soundtrack due to certain events. This list may also be more accurately described as a list of favorites. NOTE: I, John Someindustries, am not good at choosing specific favorites. Decision-making is not my strong suit. I have no suits.

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50. “The Plastic Age” by The Buggles

Not for everyone, but I love it.

The second single from The Buggles' album of almost the same name, "The Plastic Age",

49. “Chop Suey!” by System of a Down

Still a wonderful SOAD song, but a little overrated.

48. “Brown Paper Bag (Roni Size Full Vocal Remix) by Roni Size & Reprazent

First you get the lightning, then you get the thunder.

47. “The River” by Good Charlotte

Valley of the Shadow of LA.

46. “Turn the Page” by The Streets

It's poetry in motion-- wait, wrong song.

45. “Cars” by Fear Factory

Better than the original.

44. “Dawn of the Dead” by Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Yeah, it does. It's an offensively wonderful song.

43. “Sails” by Hooray for Earth

The official sound of the Great Plains

42. “Let’s Go All The Way” by Sly Fox

♪ Apple Core ♪

41. “Kittens” by Underworld

For that 'Imposing Nuclear Power Plant' vibe.

40. “(Keep Feeling) Fascination” by The Human League

Fascinates.

39. “Wishing (If I had a Photograph of You)” by A Flock Of Seagulls

Some people like "Space Age Love Song" more, and that's okay. They'll learn eventually.

38. “Sunshower” by Home

Doesn't download properly, which is a fucking shame.

37. “La Femme d’argent” by Air

Absolute vibe, more family friendly than "Sexy Boy".

36. “Anoche” by Echo Twelve

"Who's Echo Twelve?"

35. “I Ran (So Far Away)” by A Flock Of Seagulls

Iran so far away.

34. "Is My Love Enough?" by White Lies

It's not just enough, it's amazing.

33. "Push It" by Static-X

Grabbing shovels-- wait, wrong song.

32. "Pepper" by Butthole Surfers

Didn't feel like showing a pencil being shoved into an ear, so here's the alternate album art.

31. "Hero-Heroine - Tom Lord-Alge Mix" by Boys Like Girls

Welp, there goes my credibility.

30. "Surrounded By Your Friends" by Hooray for Earth

Hooray for Earth song two out of three.

29. "Bombshell" by Powerman 5000

GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!

28. "Far From An Answer" by Papas Fritas

Absolute vibe, highest quality album art I could find.

27. "Road to Nowhere" by Talking Heads

We're on a road to nowhere.

26. "Are 'Friends' Electric?" by Tubeway Army

Gary Numan before he became Gary Oldman.

25. "Sad Statue" by System of a Down

Goes down in history (with a sad Statue of Liberty [and a generation that didn't agree]).

24. "Deer Dance" by System of a Down

Live from the Staples Center!

23. "Bury It" by CHVRCHES

Pairs well with #16.

22. "Hold Your Hand" by Tom Vek

Not for everyone, but it's amazing.

21. "Will Do" by TV On The Radio

Calderas included!

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20. "Jellyhead" by Crush

Using catchiness as the standard of quality since '96!

19. "Polish Girl" by Neon Indian

Need I say more? Just listen to it and you'll understand.

18. "Bigger Than Us" by White Lies

Headlights on the hillside.

17. "New Theory" by Washed Out

Feeling it all around-- wait, third time I've done the "wrong song" gag.

16. "The Heart of Me" by Miike Snow

Sounds like 2016 minus the politics and plus the Forza Horizon 3

15. "Black, White & Blue" by Ladyhawke

The official anthem of the Forza Horizon 2012 paint shop.

14. "No Love" by Hooray For Earth

An entirely unique vibe. Need more.

13. "Mr. Jack" by System of a Down

FUCK YOU PIG!!!

12. "Hypnotize" by System of a Down

Using catchiness as a standard of quality since 2005!

11. "Ruling Me" by Weezer

The official anthem of gay lust.

Despite being from Hurley, one of Weezer's lesser albums†,

10. "Bug" by Wavves

You're no fun if you don't like this song. Or you're all fun? Idk. I like it.

9. "Flashflood" by Romeo Void

Thank you, Spotify.

8. "Warmpop" by ESPRIT 空想 (George Clanton)

The only good thing about Missouri.

While the rest of my experience in Missouri was objectively terrible, this song was the one good thing. After spending the day traveling I-70 all the way from Ohio,

7. "Goldrushed" by The Royal Concept

The official sound of Boulder, CO.

6. "All The Same" by Does It Offend You, Yeah?

The official song of the Mandela effect.

5. "Aroused" by Tom Vek

The official song of North Carolina.

4. "Edge of the Earth" by Thirty Seconds To Mars

♫ STAAANNND OOUTTT ONNN THEE EEDDGGEE OOFF THEE EARTHHH!!!! ♫

Six billion people, just one name, but all six billion should listen to this song.

3. "Toxicity" by System of a Down

The best SOAD song, which is saying something.

2. "Giant" by Funeral Party

The official sound of nostalgia.

1. "Cups" by Underworld

The one that started it all.

You do not understand "vibe" until you are on a drive at dusk in the city and this song comes on. ## Nostalgia for a time before I existed

Notes:

† This is not necessarily my opinion, but the one I interpret from the reviews of the album. At the very least, it seems https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raditude

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