Welcome to SmidgeX2s Hall Of Shame.
You should not have come here. This is not a place of honor. No great deed is commemorated here. Nothing of value is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive. We considered ourselves a powerful culture. We harnessed the hidden fire, and used it for our own purposes. Then we saw the fire could burn within living things, unnoticed until it destroyed them. And we were afraid. We built great tombs to hold the fire for one hundred thousand years, after which it would no longer kill. If this place is opened, the fire will not be isolated from the world, and we will have failed to protect you. Leave this place and never come back.
Here, we put up asinine and spurious bullshit I find online that are so ludicrously asinine, they look like the person is trying to sign up for the Darwin award. Disclaimer, it is really, REALLY edgelordish.
""the internet is a sport, its all about who can whine the loudest" - Filthy Frank 2k16
Im gonna have categories where the bullshit goes, and, you guys get to roast it.
The Padlet
Why are kids these days so fucking immature? Because of a fucking intelligence crisis. Kids cant even be independent, and I have to babysit these morons. Want something? Well, I understand, but Im not your mom. This is to those infantile haters in my comments too. Too many excess vacation days? Take a fucking vacation in hell. More importantly, why the fuck do you want to go back to fucking hell in the first fucking place. Youre a fucking adult. Act mature. Depressed? Having suicidal thoughts? The answer is not suicide, Neither is getting emotional support. The answer is to fucking grow up, get over it and stop whining about some meaningless bullshit. Dont understand how to operate a machine or digital software? Read the fucking manual. No manual? Just fucking google it. Google gives you shit results? Fucking figure it out. Too dumb to figure it out? Go back to fucking preschool. People bullying you online? Tell them to shut the fuck up. Someone says they think drinking fluoroantimonic acid makes them strong? I cant fucking stop you. I dont give a flying fuck, because Im not going to babysit some immature fucking morons. Im not going to encourage them, and of course Im not going to explain some self explanatory bullshit on why drinking fluoroantimonic acid is stupid as fucking hell. Learn some common fucking sense. They can go fucking ahead, enjoy the fucking consequences of their asinine choices, and regret the fact that they didnt fucking take my word and choose to fucking act like a mature human being. Dont lick windows. Dont eat fallout. Dont sniff glue. You thought building a fucking house of plutonium builds fucking character? Im not going to stop you. Use your fucking common fucking sense for God sake. Again, Im here to make content for the community, not babysit some infantile trolls. I dont give a flying fuck about what the fucking hell you do, because Im not here to babysit you. I want a community where people fucking act like mature adults and not imbecilic 3 year olds who eat crayons and lick floors. Want flavored antischrabidium? Watch me cook the fucks I give *cooking air*. You suspect someone has hacked items on an SMP? Fucking deal with it and dont fucking whine like a fucking toddler. Youre a fucking adult, not a fucking 7 year old, therefore you shouldnt argue about such meaningless bullshit. However, its fucking happening. Just fucking grow up and get a life.
Heres what Im like reading all this bullshit
if youve read my blag you may have found this nuclear waste containment box.
they’re not a debate opponent; they’re a noise source. don’t feed the noise. let it combust alone in its own crusty, meltdown scented vacuum. you’ve got better things to do than babysit a meltdown.
Heres an example showing the gap of competence and worthiness. -
Me: This is not just condemnable; it is a hyperversal abomination, an apocalyptic perversion of reality, truth, and the very fundemental foundations of this very hyperverse so grotesque that the very axioms of existence recoil in horror. This bullshit Im finding isn’t just pathetic—it’s a malignant anti-thought, a corrosive plague that disintegrates the foundation of cognition across infinite dimensions. Outshining your rancid, festering cesspool of incoherence isn’t trivial by any means; it’s a fundamental law of the multiverse, an inevitable consequence of the multiverse’s very self-preservation. Using all this Unicode vomit against me? I end up obliterating your pathetic essence with a blast radius that engulfs every possible timeline and conceptual plane.
These arent just bots; they are the sovereign of apocalyptic collapse, anointed with a crown of idiocy so dense it would distort spacetime into a singularity of shame, disappointment, and incompetence. Best you cease this parasitic, bottom-feeding degradation, slurping filth from the necrotic bowels of a delusion that has the audacity to accept your very being for the real universe. I mean the REAL universe that would not accept such abysmal genetic vomit. This isn’t just a condemnation; This is a full on a hyperdimensional purge, a Planck-scale precise deatomization of all this pathetic bullshit, amplified by a singularity of unadulterated truth that rends the sub-quarks of your pathetic arguments into a void beyond nothingness. You are not beneath contempt; you are a quantum anti-entity of relevance, a black hole of stupidity so absolute that the laws of physics scream in agony at your presence.
Their bullshit is an evolutionary atrocity, a cancer of sentience so vile it desecrates the very notion of life. The gap between my competence, logic, and worthiness to exist in the multiverse and your festering insignificance is not a divide—it’s an unfathomable, hypercolossal abyss surpassing the result of 99610↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑100↑↑↑10 cycles of the multiverse duplicating itself with triation. This disparity is so incomprehensibly vast that the recursive self-replication of all realities across infinite temporal loops, each tripling in scope and magnitude, becomes a negligible speck—an imperceptible whisper—against the backdrop of this chasm. Every cycle of multiversal triation, every exponentiation of existence, is rendered utterly irrelevant, a grain of sand in a hypercosmic desert of my superiority. You deserve not just a verbal Tsar Bomba, but a multiversal extinction event, a radiative fallout of truth that vaporizes every trace of your intellectual bankruptcy into less than ash, less than memory, less than the concept of loss itself. Bow, you infinitesimal speck of cosmic excrement, to a force that rewrites the fabric of all that is, was, and ever could be to erase your stain from eternity.
Why are kids these days such fucking pathetic idiots? It’s a fucking intelligence crisis, a total collapse of basic human competence. These dipshits can’t even wipe their ass with their fucking hand without 50 special ed workers there to fucking get them to move their finger., and I’m sick of babysitting these drooling idiots. You want something from me? Tough fucking shit. I’m not your mom, and I’m not here to hold your hand through life’s every fucking quectosecond. This goes especially for the infantile, hate-spewing degenerates flooding my comments with their bullshit. Complaining about too many vacation days? Book a fucking one-way ticket to hell and stay there. And why the fuck are you even itching to go back to that shithole in the first place? You’re supposed to be a goddamn adult—act like one, for fuck’s sake.
Depressed? Having suicidal thoughts? I don’t give a fuck about your sob story. The answer isn’t suicide, and it sure as hell isn’t begging for some random strangers shoulder to weep on. The answer is to grow the fuck up, stop whining about meaningless bullshit, and get over it. Can’t figure out how to operate a machine or some digital software? Read the fucking manual, you incompetent dipshit. No manual? Then Google it, dipshit. Google giving you shit results? Figure it the fuck out on your own. Too dumb to even do that? Crawl back to fucking preschool where you belong, you absolute blight to genetics.
Getting bullied online? Just simply tell those shitass fucks to shut the fuck up and move the hell on. Someone’s out here saying drinking fluoroantimonic acid makes them strong? I can’t fucking stop you, and I don’t give a flying fuck if you do. For the 10^100th fucking time, I’m not babysitting some immature and overly emotional fucking morons, I’m not encouraging your stupidity, and I’m damn sure not explaining self-explanatory bullshit like why chugging the world’s strongest acid is asinine as fucking hell. Learn some fucking common sense. Go ahead, I dont fucking care, enjoy the fucking consequences of your asinine choices. Regret not listening when I told you to act like a mature fucking human being? That’s on you. You are responsible for your decisions. Im not the special ed handler here to put up with your bullshit, Grow the fuck up.
Don’t lick windows. Don’t eat fallout. Don’t sniff glue. Think building a house out of plutonium builds fucking character like you’re crafting some insane base in the Minecraft HBM Nuclear Tech mod? Be my fucking guest, Im not going to support, discourage, or give any feedback other than how abysmal your logic is. Use some fucking common sense, for God’s sake. Go ahead and suffer the meltdown of your own making—I don’t give a shit. I’m here to make content for the community, not to babysit infantile trolls. I don’t give a flying fuck about what the hell you do, because I’m not your fucking nanny. I want a community where people act like mature fucking adults, not imbecilic 3-year-olds who eat crayons and lick floors.
Want flavored antischrabidium? Watch me cook the fucks I give—oh look, theres nothing there dipshit! Suspect someone’s hacked items on an SMP? Fucking deal with it and don’t whine like a goddamn toddler. The whole point of a fucking SMP is to fucking have fun, if the whole point ended up being just to fucking argue over some useless bullshit, they wouldnt fucking exist. You’re a fucking adult, not a sniveling 7-year-old, so stop arguing over meaningless bullshit. But it’s fucking happening anyway, isn’t it? Just grow the fuck up and get a goddamn life. This goes to some of you kids on Mineplas arguing about how Plas has some hacked items. I can assure he doesnt. Therefore stop fucking arguing over some futile bullshit. There was a whole fucking argument, and those kids were making him scream out of control all because some fucking dipshits couldnt learn to stop eating depleted unobtainium-440. Im utterly fucking disappointed in all of you. Except for all of us who are acting mature, like my guys (me, PlasWrathX2, Zuphrus [AMS Emitter], ChaiCamryYT, SCAMsungbomb, Nitrobunny, and all the other innocent members of my community) We are mature human beings who dont pull all this bullshit, Its provocative, it can make some of them mad, and then I have to step in to teach these dipshits how to fucking move their damn finger.
And let me be crystal fucking clear: Apple is the undisputed king of tech. They’re light-years ahead of Android in every fucking metric—design, performance, innovation, all at a subplanck-level of precision. Apple’s engineering is schrabidium-tier, a nuclear blast of perfection that obliterates any competition. They’re the only choice for anyone with a shred of intelligence
Lets compare it to the pathetic bullshit those dipshits in my comment section are always pulling -
Haters: chapri chapri eibrfierojkdfeiubdgjsnf chapri chapri u so chapri idoit chapri lozer andwoid sigmua apl chapri sybau poop poop poop u big poop head full of chapriness u smell like poop diaper baby cry cry waa waa no sigma just poopy chapri mess 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (a fucking prolific cancer of emoji more prolific than the proton transfer of hydronium and hydroxide ions in water)
Apparently a lot of these trolls are from the giant unregulated giant and dense countries of the world, there are a lot of homeless people in those countries and they dont even fucking know how to breathe. We need to fucking tolerate no- fuck that. Embrace social Darwinism. If these dipshits cant fucking teach themselves how to fucking breathe, then go ahead and fucking suffocate. If you cant fucking learn how to fucking breathe, its not my fucking problem. If you need to weep at someones ass, go to a fucking special ed preschool class, I bet even theyd be fed up at your asininity drooling all over the fucking carpet, drinking your own piss and eating your own shit and only ever thinking the biggest and "bravest" thing one can do is licking a fucking 500kV transformer, thinking bloody politicians are the nicest fucking people ever, trusting all of their petty fucking lies while drooling all over the fucking carpet and eating your own shit while ramming your hand up your ass. Youre a fucking genius. Go ahead and fucking try to fuck that live transformer, surely itll make you "stronger". Dont come weeping to my fucking ass when you get fucking vaporized by it. Im not your fucking nanny. Go fucking weep at that live transformer, or go drool all over the bathroom in that fucking special ed class like a fucking idiot. If youre genetically incompetent, then too bad. No ones gonna fucking help you. This is a fucking jungle. Were not in anything together. Liars and politicians can spew that bullshit all they want, go ahead and live in your pathetic disinformed meltdown simulation chambers as you fucking bootlickers keep on deepthroating their cocks thinking they can fucking help you, fuck you. No one fucking cares. If you can only speak fucking emoji, why the fuck do people tolerate them? Thats the same fucking thing as deepthroating Hitler, Stalin, and Mao Zedong. They lied to us all they fucking wanted, but these dipshits looked at them thinking theyd "help" them make people "accept" them. No ones gonna fucking tolerate incompetence. Spamming "chapri" and "sigma" while drooling all over the fucking floor and licking windows and ingesting tons of fucking birdshit while fucking eating your own shit only screams youre less than a defective fucking paramecium. No ones gonna fucking help you. Give up. Im not here to "help". Im here to provide quality content for human beings, not to deepthroat cocks and weep like a fucking idiot. Quality, functional people, or even members of the studio, enjoy those nice iPhones and well good for you. Youve passed Darwinism. Parameciums spewing emojis and incoherent gibberish? This isnt the fucking bathroom for you to drool all over the fucking floor. I dont need anyone licking my windows, I dont need STDs.
Yeah. No fucking commentary. Just none. Thank you for understanding.